If you could change your first or last name, what would it be?

[kenthomas27]

LOL

Why isn't there a like button on your post there? Is it like that for everyone else? Are you on some sort of probation or public shunning?

I'm unlikeable?


Why didn't anybody just tell me that to begin with?



oh wait......they did.



I thought it was just them.

 

[Chainhand]

Wait... Mr. Danger? Are you related to Carlos Danger????

 

[Chainhand]

I'm unlikeable?


Why didn't anybody just tell me that to begin with?



oh wait......they did.



I thought it was just them.

Yeah a lot of people have told me that privately. They've told you to your face also???

JK

 

[alexis]

I'm unlikeable?


Why didn't anybody just tell me that to begin with?



oh wait......they did.



I thought it was just them.

Totally just liked you now you are no longer unlikeable

In fact I'm taking it one step further...

I love you! Sadly there isn't love button only a like one :'(

 

[Fenner]

I think I will change mine to Lillian Van Huntington. It sounds rich

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

LOL @ Fenner...that is so awesome!

 

[Fenner]

LOL @ Fenner...that is so awesome!

Why thank you I Tore. Would you like to join Mr. Van Huntington and I tonight for tea and Downton Abbey?

 

[BananaPie]

A few last names:

December
Arkenstone

Well, if you marry somebody like Noah, you can be Mrs. Joan of Ark.

 

[GreenNnice]

'Of' is such an odd middle name, but, 'course, what, am I talking for , 'cuz i'd be Green And Nice

'Course, I'm not picky, I'd be Nice And Green . Yeah, that works. Has a nice color to it.
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If I'm being serious, I'd say, Gabriel, because I've always wanted to sound like an angel

 

[kenthomas27]

Wait... Mr. Danger? Are you related to Carlos Danger????

He is my mother.

 

[kenthomas27]

Totally just liked you now you are no longer unlikeable

In fact I'm taking it one step further...

I love you! Sadly there isn't love button only a like one :'(

Love is in the air mon ami! We will make truly horrible names together!

 

[BananaPie]

...I'd be Nice And Green . Yeah, that works. Has a nice color to it.
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If I'm being serious, I'd say, Gabriel, because I've always wanted to sound like an angel

Yeah, you don't want to sound like "Ham," Shem's brother, or a preposition like "On," Peleth's son.

 

[Ugly]

Alright folks, pick one from the left side and one from the right, whichever combo gets the most votes and I'll get it legally changed. I'll tell the judge some kind folks on the internet gave me the name. Write-ins accepted.


First names: Last names:

Juan {} Foobley
Burt {} Dinger
Spreedly {} Cougher
Dooper {} Germany
Farley {} Darnlet
Hamlet {} Campbell-Hausfeld
Buttley {} Jimmers
Fillburhousen {} Wheelbarrow
Gorman {} Footcorn
Oinkey {} Smith

Fillburhousen Campbell-Hausfeld

 

[Ugly]

Fillburhousen Campbell-Hausfeld

Say THAT 5x's fast!

 

[Chainhand]

Say THAT 5x's fast!

just five times?

You realize I'm going to be saying it every time I reserve a place at a restaurant from now on, yes?

 

[ServantStrike]

Fillburhousen Campbell-Hausfeld

We have a winner!


And I'm going in a new direction now for my name change.

Dewy Walther Von-Jackhammer
Ryan Obi-Wan Bench-Grinder

 

[Descyple]

If I could change my full name, I would change it to Total Lee Awesome!!!

It just seems right!!!

Believe it or not, I know someone with the last name "Awesome".

That's probably my brother, who has a slightly longer name than me.

His name is "Like Wow That Would Be So Awesome"

We just call him "Likey" for short!!!

 

[PopClick]

I think I will change mine to Lillian Van Huntington. It sounds rich

I got a really cheap dressform (it's kind of like a mannequin), and since it only cost me $15, I thought it should have an expensive name. So I named her Vivian Kinset-Worthington.

 

[kenthomas27]

I got a really cheap dressform (it's kind of like a mannequin), and since it only cost me $15, I thought it should have an expensive name. So I named her Vivian Kinset-Worthington.

Do you still hear the screaming of the lambs Clarice?

 

[PopClick]

Do you still hear the screaming of the lambs Clarice?

Vivian didn't even have a liver, if you can believe that. What a waste of $15.