If you were a fruit...

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seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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Willie-T said:
A Rabbi I know once told me that I was a SABRE.
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I'm pretty sure that Willie and Utah are whatever fruit it was that humans weren't supposed to touch in the Garden of Eden... :p
 
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JeniBean

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Utah said:
A metro-sexual. Oh wait, that's a different kind of fruit. Never mind. :p
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I am totally mailing you a pink and purple fruit shirt I spotted today. Thanks for the laugh!
 
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crosstweed

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Utah said:
A metro-sexual. Oh wait, that's a different kind of fruit. Never mind. :p
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One could argue whether Metro-sexual is, in fact, a fruit at all.

But tomato, tomahto... :rolleyes:
 
nu2see

nu2see

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Passionfruit.
Must I say why?
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Grace-Like-Rain

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Lynx said:
I'm a coconut you see
Sitting under a coconut tree
Everybody steps on me
That is why I'm cracked you see
I'm a nut
I'm a nut
I'm a nut I'm a nut I'm a nut
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So...

The Fruit of the Spirit's not a coconut.
The Fruit of the Spirit's not a coconut.
If you want to be a coconut, you might as well hear it.
You can't be a fruit of the Spirit.
(Cuz the fruit is love joy peace patience kindness goodness faithfulness,
Gentleness and self-control.)

:rolleyes:

[video=youtube;8j2PUWQa7fs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j2PUWQa7fs[/video]
 
Lynx

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
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Yeah I've heard that song. But that excludes watermelons and passionfruit and mangosteens and grapes and all those others too.

I've already been nuts though. Might as well start on fruits now.
 
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coby

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I'm students' oats. That's nuts mixed with raisins.
 
nu2see

nu2see

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(Okay, but shhh.....)♡
(whispers.....kumquat)
 
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AuntieAnt

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Grace-Like-Rain said:
So...

The Fruit of the Spirit's not a coconut.
The Fruit of the Spirit's not a coconut.
If you want to be a coconut, you might as well hear it.
You can't be a fruit of the Spirit.
(Cuz the fruit is love joy peace patience kindness goodness faithfulness,
Gentleness and self-control.)

:rolleyes:

[video=youtube;8j2PUWQa7fs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j2PUWQa7fs[/video]
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On second thought, I'm in agreement with Grace-Like-Rain. Instead of a tomato, I'd rather be fruit of the Spirit: love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, self-control.
Yay!! \:D/
 
nu2see

nu2see

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AuntieAnt said:
On second thought, I'm in agreement with Grace-Like-Rain. Instead of a tomato, I'd rather be fruit of the Spirit: love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, self-control.
Yay!! \:D/
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Absolutely and Amen!
And a 'Passion' for THAT 'Fruit'. \♡/
(but then a kumquat, .....
and a good Joisey T'mater)
 
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