if you're lonely... you should buy a giant bear

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ijustwanttheTruth

ijustwanttheTruth

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that's what i did :D i don't know how i lived this long without him. his name is professor cuddle bottoms and i feel a lot less lonely since i got him
so that's my BEST advice for all you singles out there. buy a nice bear.
bc the whole waiting for a spouse thing?
is a bear
 

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eugenius

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Runs to store to buy giant bear. I will call him Mikhail Sergeyevich Bearkin or Misha for short.
 
toastface_grillah

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And such a low-maintenance bear! No feeding, no cleaning, no training! Well done, Truthy.
 
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Stuey

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Who else read this as beer? Can the guys buy a giant beer? (or maybe just pint sized) lol
 
seoulsearch

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Stuey said:
Who else read this as beer? Can the guys buy a giant beer? (or maybe just pint sized) lol
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Exactly. I read this as, "If You're Lonely... You Should Go Buy a Giant Beer."

And my first thought was, But... but... I really don't like beer...

Funny thing is, when I was in high school, my friends actually did chip in and bought me a bear in a tuxedo, saying he could be my prom date. They all had boyfriends at the time, and I didn't, so they were actually being serious... Their confidence in my social life was pretty overwhelming, huh? :D I actually DID find a date... but they took pictures of me in my prom dress with that bear... just in case.
 
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I rather buy->interesting book. I don't have space (in my home) for giant bears.
 
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Drink it on the Porch? Verandah? Balcony?
 
ijustwanttheTruth

ijustwanttheTruth

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seoulsearch said:
Funny thing is, when I was in high school, my friends actually did chip in and bought me a bear in a tuxedo, saying he could be my prom date. They all had boyfriends at the time, and I didn't, so they were actually being serious... Their confidence in my social life was pretty overwhelming, huh? :D I actually DID find a date... but they took pictures of me in my prom dress with that bear... just in case.
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bahahahaha that's so great. lol. :D
no guys. don't go buy beer to numb the ache. lol. BEER makes ache greater. BEAR makes ache smaller ^_^ at least to me. lol. was he a good dance partner?
 
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I am so confused.. let's see; I'm so lonely that I should go buy a giant bear, and a giant beer. Wow, This is almost as costly as dating!
 
ijustwanttheTruth

ijustwanttheTruth

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Indubitably said:
I am so confused.. let's see; I'm so lonely that I should go buy a giant bear, and a giant beer. Wow, This is almost as costly as dating!
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professor cuddle bottoms was only $20 :) and he's a cheap date. he doesn't eat much....
 
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niceguyJ

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Bear with me as I reply to this thread.
Professor Cuddle Bottoms? That's a beary funny name!
You might want to get some more clothes for him though, else he'll be bearing it all.

*whispers* I can't bear it anymore! I have to say: He looks more like a dog than a bear to me...Don't tell him I said so.
 
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ijustwanttheTruth said:
bahahahaha that's so great. lol. :D
no guys. don't go buy beer to numb the ache. lol. BEER makes ache greater. BEAR makes ache smaller ^_^ at least to me. lol. was he a good dance partner?
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The best thing about a bear as a dance partner is that if you're clumsy like me, he won't complain if you step on his paw.

ijustwanttheTruth said:
professor cuddle bottoms was only $20 :) and he's a cheap date. he doesn't eat much....
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Bears don't eat much because they're already stuffed. :D

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This little guy is totally gettin' jiggy with it!!!
 
lil_christian

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ijustwanttheTruth said:
that's what i did :D i don't know how i lived this long without him. his name is professor cuddle bottoms and i feel a lot less lonely since i got him
so that's my BEST advice for all you singles out there. buy a nice bear.
bc the whole waiting for a spouse thing?
is a bear
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Handsome bear ya got there. :D
 
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christiancollegegirl

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I don't need a bear. I have a pillow pet dog that my boyfriend bought me before he moved. His name is Puppy and he's great for cuddling, telling secrets to and soaking up tears.
 
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i sleep with a bear lol. hes not that big but still better then nothing :)
 
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