If You're Not Interested In Someone, Do You Owe Them An Explanation?

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Roh_Chris

Roh_Chris

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egeiro said:

That thread was derailed before it even started.

It's a place where we collectively come together with conscious thoughts to create one mega derailing atomic bomb.



So.... zombies....? :p
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I agree. The potential fallout of the thread could be disastrous for the Singles Forum. We need to build a shelter to keep us out of harm in the event of an explosion.. And for the Zombie Apocalypse.


Those humans we ate are going to come after us pretty soon. :p
 
egeiro

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Roh_Chris said:
I agree. The potential fallout of the thread could be disastrous for the Singles Forum. We need to build a shelter to keep us out of harm in the event of an explosion.. And for the Zombie Apocalypse.


Those humans we ate are going to come after us pretty soon. :p
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Wait. Even Better:

What if the humans we ate becomes zombie flesh inside of us and magically comes back together after being masticated and then eats us from the inside out?

(No joke, I typed that all while eating dinner at the same time)

 
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Oh, dear. This is awesome. I went to a Christian vampire book launch at a Lutheran Church (not mine) on Friday, it was pretty great. That's not quite cannibalism, but it's close. We didn't eat each other, but we ate vampire-themed snacks and lollies.
 
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egeiro said:
Wait. Even Better:

What if the humans we ate becomes zombie flesh inside of us and magically comes back together after being masticated and then eats us from the inside out?

(No joke, I typed that all while eating dinner at the same time)
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Arlene, if you made this into a short story, I'd read it. And it would probably make more money than Twilight. Just no glitter, please.
 
Roh_Chris

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Tintin said:
Arlene, if you made this into a short story, I'd read it. And it would probably make more money than Twilight. Just no glitter, please.
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I agree. Just don't make this into a movie or an animation. That would be very, berry, disturbing.
 
egeiro

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Tintin said:
Arlene, if you made this into a short story, I'd read it. And it would probably make more money than Twilight. Just no glitter, please.
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But, what if a fairy-floss unicorn made a guest appearance? Surely you need to add glitter if one as such should appear?

What if my insides have glitter? Who knows how much glitter I have inhaled as a Kindergarten teacher?
 
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egeiro said:

But, what if a fairy-floss unicorn made a guest appearance? Surely you need to add glitter if one as such should appear?

What if my insides have glitter? Who knows how much glitter I have inhaled as a Kindergarten teacher?
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Please be careful, Arlene! It could be more dangerous than cigarette smoke and we all know those commercials. They really never teach you about the dangers of teaching at uni, do they? Paper cuts, inhaling glitter, stepping on mountains of Lego, spontaneous dancing, eating playdough (not you, the children).
 
cinder

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egeiro said:
Intervention, please!
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Ok. I'm going to intervene and say we're not interested (because someone has to return us to the OP):

We're not interested in eating our CC friends (or enemies)
We're not interested in being attacked by zombies
We're not interested in dating vampires
We're not interested in being stuffed with glitter, even if its bearly noticeable.

Oh and we're not interested in dating because CC isn't a dating site :p :p :p :rolleyes:
 
egeiro

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cinder said:
Ok. I'm going to intervene and say we're not interested (because someone has to return us to the OP):

We're not interested in eating our CC friends (or enemies)
We're not interested in being attacked by zombies
We're not interested in dating vampires
We're not interested in being stuffed with glitter, even if its bearly noticeable.

Oh and we're not interested in dating because CC isn't a dating site :p :p :p :rolleyes:
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Then I demand an explanation! While I'm eating this play dough. :p
 
Roh_Chris

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cinder said:
Ok. I'm going to intervene and say we're not interested (because someone has to return us to the OP):

We're not interested in eating our CC friends (or enemies)
We're not interested in being attacked by zombies
We're not interested in dating vampires
We're not interested in being stuffed with glitter, even if its bearly noticeable.

Oh and we're not interested in dating because CC isn't a dating site :p :p :p :rolleyes:
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This is so harsh. :(

Imma gonna sit in the corner and sulk my sorrow away.
 
Olerica

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cinder said:
Ok. I'm going to intervene and say we're not interested (because someone has to return us to the OP):

We're not interested in eating our CC friends (or enemies)
We're not interested in being attacked by zombies
We're not interested in dating vampires
We're not interested in being stuffed with glitter, even if its bearly noticeable.

Oh and we're not interested in dating because CC isn't a dating site :p :p :p :rolleyes:
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Wait.

WHAT?
 
maxwel

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When a girl won't date me, I don't require an explanation.

I just assume, like all men, that she must be a lesbian.

: )
 
Toffle

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maxwel said:
When a girl won't date me, I don't require an explanation.

I just assume, like all men, that she must be a lesbian.

: )
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haha! Although....may be true at times
 
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