Just change one letter...

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Dino246

Dino246

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The "Deja" thread inspired me...

Here's the concept: take a name, phrase or saying, change one letter (or a few, or a word) and make up a new definition for it.

For example,

Repetitive Lotion Syndrome: the chronic need to re-apply sunscreen because the SPF ingredient doesn't last the whole day.

Rentally-Challenged: a phase during which young adults can't afford to move out of their parent's basements.

Barn Muffin: any high-fiber, high-calorie baked snack which is allegedly healthy for you.

Tweetheart: your other half in a Twitter-based romance.
 
Utah

Utah

Banned
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Parkholes. People that take two parking spots with one vehicle.
 
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JeniBean

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Brain Dart - when your head is darting around thinking to many things at once.
 
Pipp

Pipp

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Georgia
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Reptile disfunction - your reptile doesn't work .
 
AsifinPassing

AsifinPassing

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Caspergers' Syndrome - it's not so much a social awkwardness from a developmental standpoint... it's just that he keeps talking to someone no one else can see... It's been happening since he could first start talking, and he's 37 right now...

Court of Apparels - Where you go after being arrested by the fashion police...

The early bird gets the...bullet.



Platency - the time period between getting the plate and dishing up the food... no one likes plagg...
 
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