It's a LIE! I had a Monday yesterday.
Although it wasn't really all that bad. We had little business AND we had too many workers because the boss was expecting heavy business. People got sent home early and I got a lot of side work done, like reorganizing the freezer after the new guy put the truck order up wrong, scrubbing the oven (something I do every week on Monday) and all the normal side jobs I always do when time permits.
But yeah, I still had a Monday. And since Monday is our payday I couldn't get my paycheck cashed at the bank. And the local supermarket that will usually cash it was low on money and unable to cash my paycheck. Doesn't that sound like a Monday to you? It sure felt like a Monday.