Love Advice with Dr. Des

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Nov 15, 2020
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Ladies and Gentleman. Dr. Des' Guide to TOTAL peace in finding a partner.

Step 1: Find somebody at church or the local, Christian-owned Coffee Shop (Like that girl who works at that place in Kingsport, TN...rawr)

Step 2: Talk with them to see if you get along.

Step 3: Date them many months. Years even.

Step 4: Pray really hard for conformation and TOTAL peace

Step 5: Talk with the local spiritual guru (preferably a nosy woman who can analyze both of your faults). Have them evaluate your relationship with their holy dowsing rod. If the rod shakes in your presence, God is positive about your confirmation and you're on your way to TOTAL peace.

Step 6: Date a few more months consulting the guru at regular intervals.

Step 7: If confirmation and TOTAL peace has not been achieved at this point, you have to pray REALLY REALLY hard. To the point, you break blood vessels.

Step 8: Receive your Letter of Divine Confirmation. It will descend to you in a golden envelope with the wings of a dove. You may or may not hear an angelic chorus.
"partner" ?
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So your tips, do you know something, I don't ?
 

jennymae

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Gender neutral? Does that mean we can’t know for sure what gender we will end up with whenever seeking advice from the Love Doctor?😂
 

oyster67

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Gender neutral? Does that mean we can’t know for sure what gender we will end up with whenever seeking advice from the Love Doctor?😂
Dr. Des has been in enough henhouses to know the diff between a hen and a rooster.
 

tourist

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Until the days become weeks, the weeks become months become years become decades become your entire life.
Exactly. At a certain point in your life you either know what you want or you don't. Why waste precious years just to decide whether or not you want to get married and then even more time on a protracted engagement.
 

oyster67

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Just to be fair, we are being unfair to Des. He is my fellow dissenter in this matter.
 

oyster67

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I have literally nothing to say, but this thread is brill. Lots of fun and gave me a few chuckles on a rubbish sort of Sleepless night. Thanks to one and all :) and thanks dr des for curing what ails me lol
Gotta' luv dat avatar! Hows did 'dem two meets up? Is dey married wet?:confused: