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ServantStrike

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And I'm guessing the name on it reads, "LilyStrike." :D
Kim, you can call me LilyStrike any day of the week, but first can you please loosen this duct tape just a tiny bit?

You make me weak in the knees, but that could be the chloroform talking.
 

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Kim, you can call me LilyStrike any day of the week, but first can you please loosen this duct tape just a tiny bit?

You make me weak in the knees, but that could be the chloroform talking.
Just wait 'til I add in the chlorine.

LilyStrike!!! :p

P.S. I've reformed my heathen ways.

Duct tape leaves marks, and therefore, evidence. I've had to settle for soft pillowcases instead.
 
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Just wait 'til I add in the chlorine.

LilyStrike!!! :p

P.S. I've reformed my heathen ways.

Duct tape leaves marks, and therefore, evidence. I've had to settle for soft pillowcases instead.
So you mean I'm not your only victim.... err I mean main squeeze?

Betrayal!
 

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So you mean I'm not your only victim.... err I mean main squeeze?

Betrayal!
But Servant, no one is going to take me as a serious Force To Be Reckoned with if I say I have a cave of prisoners... and only one prisoner...

I assure you, though.

YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE.

Whom I call "Lily."
 
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ServantStrike

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But Servant, no one is going to take me as a serious Force To Be Reckoned with if I say I have a cave of prisoners... and only one prisoner...

I assure you, though.

YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE.

Whom I call "Lily."
But lilies aren't even my favorite!
 

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But lilies aren't even my favorite!

Oh Hi Melita! :D You're just in time to meet my other prisoners, er... members of my posse.

Meet Lily, Rose, and Tulip.

Tulip has all the tattoos.

Rose has the beard.

Oh, and the mouthy one who's always back-talking is Lily. It's part of his charm. :rolleyes:

Have I mentioned I'm TERRIBLE at keeping plants alive? I had to throw two more out today. Plants... not prisoners... er... guests.
 
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ServantStrike

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But yet you felt compelled to post any way.

Come on, join the conversation. Some of us aren't done losing our man cards yet.
 

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But yet you felt compelled to post any way.

Come on, join the conversation. Some of us aren't done losing our man cards yet.
Right on! This is when the threads get really fun... when all the playful bantering starts! (This used to happen in threads all the time, I wish it happened more!)

I mean, this IS playful bantering, right, Servant? :)

Oh, and when I call you Lily, it's just me taking extraordinary precautions to protect your identity. You know, so that no one actually knows you're actually the top-secret, incognito, LilyS... er... ServantStrike.
 
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ServantStrike

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Oh Hi Melita! :D You're just in time to meet my other prisoners, er... members of my posse.

Meet Lily, Rose, and Tulip.

Tulip has all the tattoos.

Rose has the beard.

Oh, and the mouthy one who's always back-talking is Lily. It's part of his charm. :rolleyes:

Have I mentioned I'm TERRIBLE at keeping plants alive? I had to throw two more out today. Plants... not prisoners... er... guests.
ROSE!

You named someone else rose? I'm so.... GRRRRR.

On the plus side Orchid isn't taken!

[video=youtube;4eb0sin4Pak]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eb0sin4Pak[/video]


Yeah.... that totally helps my man card right?
 

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ROSE!

You named someone else rose? I'm so.... GRRRRR.

On the plus side Orchid isn't taken!

Yeah.... that totally helps my man card right?
You want to be called Lily-Rose???!!!!

Wait, Who's Your Daddy... Johnny Depp???!!!
 
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ServantStrike

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Hehehehe. That's pretty punny.

But bro, you're not posting all the silly things that you've done recently to lose your man card. Join in the fun!

You want to be called Lily-Rose???!!!!

Wait, Who's Your Daddy... Johnny Depp???!!!
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Oh my... I needed that.
 

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ROSE!

You named someone else rose? I'm so.... GRRRRR.

On the plus side Orchid isn't taken!

[video=youtube;4eb0sin4Pak]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eb0sin4Pak[/video]


Yeah.... that totally helps my man card right?

After glimpsing at this video, I've also deducted that the most obvious reason you would choose the name Orchid...

Is because you want to rock a Ninja Bikini.
 

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Wait, Servant-Lily, come back!!!

Did I say you could stop thread-bickering??!!! :p
 
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After glimpsing at this video, I've also deducted that the most obvious reason you would choose the name Orchid...

Is because you want to rock a Ninja Bikini.
Wait, Servant-Lily, come back!!!

Did I say you could stop thread-bickering??!!! :p
Never!

And can men actually wear bikinis? I didn't know they could.

The real question is, do I have the curves for it?
 

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Never!

And can men actually wear bikinis? I didn't know they could.

The real question is, do I have the curves for it?
Worrying about your curves is a SURE way to win your man card back!!!

I'm liking this. With summer just around the corner, YOU can worry about how you'll look in a bikini.

I'll just sit here in my Snuggie and down another plate of curly fries.

Here, have a salad. No carrots though... too many carbs!
 
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ServantStrike

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Worrying about your curves is a SURE way to win your man card back!!!

I'm liking this. With summer just around the corner, YOU can worry about how you'll look in a bikini.

I'll just sit here in my Snuggie and down another plate of curly fries.

Here, have a salad. No carrots though... too many carbs!
I'll have you know I've already lost 20 pounds in the past two months.

My figure is excellent. I just adjusted the butterfly err..... chainsaw... clasp on my watch.