Me, Myself, and Every Matchmaker on Earth

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candymyne

candymyne

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OH MAN EVER SINCE i BECAME SINGLE EVERYONE WANTS FOR THEIR DAUGHTER! LOLZ!!!!!!! they even go as far as to bring the girls to my house, picture this I'm chillin in my room and I'm well in bedroom attire XD and the chicks just barge into my room like nothing! Im all like whaaaaaa??? o_O my dad is always jokin with everyone at church or I hope he is lol :my son is single again! bhuahahaha!"... that gets old and some people are way too pushy!! my way out of it is to say I'm actually talkin to someone right now... or I'm gonna ask this girl I like to be my gf soon and so on lol. (btw my dad's a pastor so he always try's to hook me up with some other pastors daughter) sometimes I want to make a public anouncement on tv "I CAN GET MY OWN GIRL!!!!" lol I actually run away from the really pushy ones LOLZ! XD
 
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NukePooch

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vagabond said:
LOL

"The Chasing Matchmaker"

NukePooch sounds as if you were in a zombie movie :D
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Naw, I've seen zombies...you can easily run away from them. This lady was QUICK!
 
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NukePooch

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candymyne said:
they even go as far as to bring the girls to my house, picture this I'm chillin in my room and I'm well in bedroom attire XD and the chicks just barge into my room like nothing! Im all like whaaaaaa???
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So...now you sit in your room all day wearing a tux, 'just in case'?

I think that if someone strange barged into my place, I'd wet myself.
 
candymyne

candymyne

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I mostly only use my room to change n sleep and I got a few close call while changing..... some ppl make themselves way too at home... its cool havin chicks come to my room but then again its not
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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NukePooch said:
So...now you sit in your room all day wearing a tux, 'just in case'?

I think that if someone strange barged into my place, I'd wet myself.
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Let me get this straight, Nuke Pooch... if some pretty girl showed up on your doorstep asking you out for coffee, you would have a bathroom accident?! Right then and there?!

Sounds like you see women as being even more frightening than the zombies... (What if she had straight teeth instead of jagged ones...)
 
candymyne

candymyne

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yay pooch is takin me to dinner n a movie! :p
 
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NukePooch

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seoulsearch said:
Let me get this straight, Nuke Pooch... if some pretty girl showed up on your doorstep asking you out for coffee, you would have a bathroom accident?! Right then and there?!

Sounds like you see women as being even more frightening than the zombies... (What if she had straight teeth instead of jagged ones...)
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Let me turn it back to you, Seoul...if you're sitting at home and relaxing in your oversized "SUBWAY: Eat Fresh" t-shirt and sweat pants, and Christian Bale shows up on your doorstep to ask you out for coffee...would you go? Okay, bad example. Um...so you're sitting there, relaxing, and the 68-year-old salesman you bought your car from shows up on your doorstep...

What frightens me about women are the pushy stalker-types. I need time to get to know someone, and that means if you show up at my place uninvited, then yes, I would wet myself.
 
candymyne

candymyne

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pooch ur right! it is creepy when chicks are overly friendly.. gotta watch out for red flags
 
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FireWire

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I'm exactly the same as you NukePooch. I had friends in my twenties trying to set me up with women. Looking back in retrospect the pressure was quite staggering. One was already married and the other two were on the way.

Now in my forties it's starting again this time with women at work. One says I need a gf but asking her why and she doesn't know. I just tell them good luck with that. I don't care if I never get married. It's not the be all and end all of everything as the world seems to portray it to be.
 
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NukePooch

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FireWire said:
I'm exactly the same as you NukePooch. I had friends in my twenties trying to set me up with women. Looking back in retrospect the pressure was quite staggering. One was already married and the other two were on the way.

Now in my forties it's starting again this time with women at work. One says I need a gf but asking her why and she doesn't know. I just tell them good luck with that. I don't care if I never get married. It's not the be all and end all of everything as the world seems to portray it to be.
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Yep, one just has to notice all of the unhappy married people to figure that out. When/if I get married, it will be because I want to, not because someone/society/world-at-large told me I need to.
 
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christiancollegegirl

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My mother tries to set me up with the new students that come in every semester at the school she works at. It's only worked once. Things didn't work out as planned, but we're still friends.

An friend and her husband invited me to lunch one day. On the way there, she tells me that he invited a friend so he could meet me. if it wasn't already too late to back out, I'd have done it right there. So we get to the restaurant, and the guy looks like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ148bEPFcY

Minus the tape on the classes, and the teeth were crookeder. Nice guy, but NO THANKS!!! At the end of the meal, my friends husband makes him give me his phone number. I didn't wanna doit, but I accepted it and gave him mine just tobe polite. I never called, and neither did he. :) It was as awkward for him as it was for me.
 
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vagabond

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Lol guys your stories are interesting and sorry I'm saying this but funny!!!

I never had the "luck" to be a matchmaker's victim but I think I would be having the laugh of my time. :D
 
candymyne

candymyne

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like i said my dad's a pastor so yeah... evry mom wants their daughter for the pastor's son... TT.TT
 
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vagabond

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candymyne said:
like i said my dad's a pastor so yeah... evry mom wants their daughter for the pastor's son... TT.TT
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What's so special about being a pastor's son??? This is something new to me.
 
candymyne

candymyne

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well in my congregation there are alot of "people" that want to arrange me with their daughters, some apparently think that me being a pastor's kid somehow makes me like best choice for their girls, morally saying its like I'm supposed to be some saint or whatever, and thus I'm supposed to be the very definition of a christian gentleman , they forget I'm a regular (yet awesome ) ol'Joe lol
 
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vagabond

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candymyne said:
well in my congregation there are alot of "people" that want to arrange me with their daughters, some apparently think that me being a pastor's kid somehow makes me like best choice for their girls, morally saying its like I'm supposed to be some saint or whatever, and thus I'm supposed to be the very definition of a christian gentleman , they forget I'm a regular (yet awesome ) ol'Joe lol
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ok... why would they think that? Do you float in the air while praying? lol :D
 
candymyne

candymyne

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yeah apparently a fart rainbows too. o_O
 
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vagabond

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hahahahaha...
 
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thimsrebma

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Man this is interesting. I actually wish someone would try to set me up. I guess I am the only one on here looking forward to companionship.
 
candymyne

candymyne

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oh I didnt mean it like that lol I just got out of a relationship so yeah to soon...
 
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