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seoulsearch

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Hey it's not MY fault you made such a good case...
All right, Lynx.

You might as well just drag me outside the city gate and stone me yourself, before anyone else tries.

At least I know you'd pick a good selection of music to set the tone.
 

Lynx

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Hmm... probably Chopin for the procession out to the field. Followed by one of Mozart's more lively pieces for the actual stoning. And...

Shut up Lynx.
 

seoulsearch

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Hmm... probably Chopin for the procession out to the field. Followed by one of Mozart's more lively pieces for the actual stoning. And...

Shut up Lynx.
Seems like something from the band "Slay(her)" would be appropriate...
 

Lynx

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*ding* One point for seoulsearch. She out-quipped me. Didn't even think of that.
 

Lynx

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I could cue up Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't fear the Reaper" for any stonee who is afraid of his imminent demise.
 
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VioletReigns

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I could cue up Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't fear the Reaper" for any stonee who is afraid of his imminent demise.
That's a waaay cool song. :eek:
 

maxwel

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I think the concept is definitely real (if the term disorder offends, maxwel, consider it similar to the idea that the grass seems greener on the other side)
if you look at this whole ashleymadison situation, you have a bunch of guys creating accounts, many of them spending actual money in the hopes of finding someone different than the person they're supposed to be committed to (i cant grammar, not sorry). the idea also manifests itself in apps like tinder....just keep swiping until you find the perfect person.

Those sites wouldn't draw so much traffic if it wasn't for 'menu disorder'...
Please don't ever be concerned with offending me.

My views aren't that important.

: )
 
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VioletReigns

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I don't know how true it is and I have not tried it myself, but I've read that one of the most successful places to meet someone is in a supermarket. They say you can tell a lot about someone's grocery cart contents, the manner in which they shop and the way they interact with people around them. Also, if you happen to be attracted to him or her, you can "accidently" bump into their cart to start a conversation. :rolleyes:





 

melita916

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I don't know how true it is and I have not tried it myself, but I've read that one of the most successful places to meet someone is in a supermarket. They say you can tell a lot about someone's grocery cart contents, the manner in which they shop and the way they interact with people around them. Also, if you happen to be attracted to him or her, you can "accidently" bump into their cart to start a conversation. :rolleyes:





But melita doesn't like going to the supermarket lol :)
 
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ServantStrike

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But melita doesn't like going to the supermarket lol :)
Well you'll have to think of some place men frequent....

Don't try hardware stores... it's overplayed and cliche.
 
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I don't know how true it is and I have not tried it myself, but I've read that one of the most successful places to meet someone is in a supermarket. They say you can tell a lot about someone's grocery cart contents, the manner in which they shop and the way they interact with people around them. Also, if you happen to be attracted to him or her, you can "accidently" bump into their cart to start a conversation. :rolleyes:





So what does it mean if a guy seems shy and only has sour gummy bears, a half-priced box of day-old donuts, a cheap $2 bottle of wine, diet soda, and frozen burger patties in his cart? :rolleyes:
 

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
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So what does it mean if a guy seems shy and only has sour gummy bears, a half-priced box of day-old donuts, a cheap $2 bottle of wine, diet soda, and frozen burger patties in his cart? :rolleyes:
It means a woman has to up her skillzzz... and offer to take him on a picnic. (Anyone can make a sandwich, right?)
 
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ServantStrike

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It means a woman has to up her skillzzz... and offer to take him on a picnic. (Anyone can make a sandwich, right?)
Come to think of it.. I have never had a woman I'm romantically involved with make me a sandwich...

Ladies, you could capitalize on this, not with me, but with someone else.
 

Crimson_Lark

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So many great comments, Helloo your comment about the Ashley Madison site really got me thinking & same with SeoulSearch. Thank you everyone for your posts. :)
 
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Hmm... probably Chopin for the procession out to the field. Followed by one of Mozart's more lively pieces for the actual stoning. And...

Shut up Lynx.
See, I'd have gone with Offenbach:

[video=youtube;4Diu2N8TGKA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Diu2N8TGKA[/video]

You know... because it's both gleeful, ridiculous, seems a bit twisted.... but I don't know WHY on that last one.


Whispers: Oh, the joke is over you say? You've all moved on to grocery stores. Uh, sure. Ok. :)
 
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Dino246

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So what does it mean if a guy seems shy and only has sour gummy bears, a half-priced box of day-old donuts, a cheap $2 bottle of wine, diet soda, and frozen burger patties in his cart? :rolleyes:
That means his girlfriend asked him to pick up a few things. The diet soda is the clue. :)
 
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I could cue up Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't fear the Reaper" for any stonee who is afraid of his imminent demise.
That's a waaay cool song. :eek:
Did someone say they need more cowbell?? :rolleyes:

[video=youtube;jz4Gf2k8SsM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz4Gf2k8SsM[/video]
 

JonahLynx

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Never used dating sites but if I had to guess, those companies are just encouraging the ideals of its customers instead of being realistic. But you can't really blame the shovel salesman when everyone is looking for gold and knows the odds.
 

Lynx

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I dunno... maybe some of them don't know the odds? I gotta think there's some hope in their hearts if they keep digging.