Movies you DON'T recommend!!

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CatWoman

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Burger King advertises toys from the movie "THOR" looking at the preveiws of the movie, it does not look like a kids movie.
 
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Jullianna

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Don't bother with Eat, Pray, Love...it's zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Julia...what were you thinking???
 

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Caddyshack II................dont know why they even tried............
 
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I thank everyone Who posted the post about the non christlike movies i agree with them
 
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So.. Your hobby is watching movies that depict sadistic violence?
I dont understand. The bible says that God intends for us to be more like his son in thought and deed. How can you watch that stuff and not get upset? And don't give me the lame excuse of "its only actors and a script and special effects blah blah blah." Movies are made to depict an earthly reality or some sort of imagined reality. All movies have a message behind it.

Its like an guy being caught watching a porn movie and saying "Awww its fake! Its only actors! I don't know them, it doesnt effect me except for entertainment gee why are you taking this so personally? Honestly, I was watching it for the special effects! YEAH RIGHT, says the wife.

When I was dating my ex, he tricked me into watching Saw. I couldn't do five minutes of that. And I was annoyed that he called it thriller instead of horror. The only other violently sadistic movie Ive seen was passion of the Christ and I had to watch it twice because I cried through the entire first one and so I couldnt remember much through my shock. But that horror story has the best message in the world.
Whats the message behind other horror movies?
its a movie we watch to be entertained, scared, laugh, cry or grossed out not to have some mind changing revelation that the morale of the story gave us. about movies always have a message well yer i guess any one can make up one lets say back to the future the message if you go back in time dont touch anything just go back to your time line if you cant then find someone who will know how to help you. dawn of the dead moral is "run barricade yourself and aim for the head".
 
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So.. Your hobby is watching movies that depict sadistic violence?
I dont understand. The bible says that God intends for us to be more like his son in thought and deed. How can you watch that stuff and not get upset? And don't give me the lame excuse of "its only actors and a script and special effects blah blah blah." Movies are made to depict an earthly reality or some sort of imagined reality. All movies have a message behind it.
It might amuse you a little to know I also review children's cartoons lol.
I'm sorry you find the excuse of, "It's not real," as lame, but honestly that's a big part of why most of those movies don't bother me. I've been around real violence, I've been around real horror myself. When you've had it happen, suddenly the imaginary is too fake to take as seriously as real violence. It might bother you a bit but in the end you know it's fake. Keep in mind no two people are alike, so where some people can stomach their horror, others can't, and there's nothing wrong with that. Some people can stomach Twilight. And to make Twilight relevant to the "Why would you watch something disturbing?" topic, remember that aside from werewolves and vampires, it also depicts the mental breakdown of a teenage girl that by the second book goes down an extremely self-destructive path just to make her ex boyfriend notice her. I for one cannot stomach Twilight because I find the premise ridiculous and the love story cliche. Does that make one of us right and the other wrong? No, it just means we have different tastes. We are unique creatures, we should embrace it.

The other reason I got into these movies is because they all have stories behind them, and researching their history is honestly more fun than the movies themselves, which is part of what I do on the blog. I've come across ones that have been banned all over the world for various reasons, I've had ones that got directors killed and others that lead them to have to prove to a federal court that they did not murder their cast while making their movies. Being a fan of true-crime, researching this is a lot of fun for me. In fact this reason is usually the biggest for why I got into these types of films.

I do agree that all movies have messages in them, however I feel many of them are dependent on how the viewer interprets them. Some of the movies I listed before were designed to have a message, or so the directors claimed, but in the end the only message they gave was, "I wanna disturb and make my audience feel as uncomfortable as I can."


Its like an guy being caught watching a porn movie and saying "Awww its fake! Its only actors! I don't know them, it doesnt effect me except for entertainment gee why are you taking this so personally? Honestly, I was watching it for the special effects! YEAH RIGHT, says the wife.
The porn analogy is invalid because that's not fake, those people really are naked and having sex, and if the wife believes that watching porn is the same as having an actual affair in your mind, like many Christians do, then thaty gives her fair grounds to get a little cranky with him.

When I was dating my ex, he tricked me into watching Saw. I couldn't do five minutes of that. And I was annoyed that he called it thriller instead of horror. The only other violently sadistic movie Ive seen was passion of the Christ and I had to watch it twice because I cried through the entire first one and so I couldnt remember much through my shock. But that horror story has the best message in the world.
Whats the message behind other horror movies?
I agree with your ex that Saw is more of a thriller than a horror. Saw was designed to make you think (well at least the first one was, I can't say the same for the sequels). Each of the victims in the movies are captured for various reasons, usually ones revolving around the fact that they had wasted their lives and they now had to either man up and prove they were "worth living" by saving themselves, or let themselves die. I put "worth living" in quotes because I know people will argue that that's not how you determine that, however that's how the character, Jigsaw, determined it. Horror movies tend to be more about fear of things you can't prevent like Freddy Krueger, Michael Meyers, or any other great slasher villains, but I'm getting off topic.

I would not consider Passion of the Christ horror. Just because it's bloody does not make it horror. If it did then the Bible itself could be considered a horror story (see the story of the Man and his Concubine if you don't believe me). If anything I guess you could say it falls under the "Historical/Religious" category.

As for your question on what messages other horror movies have, I already answered this question above and since this response is rather lengthy I'll refrain from repeating myself.
 
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RanShaTo84

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I'm actually kinda surprised that since I joined this site over a year ago only a single person has ever chewed me out for 'glorifying' the most epic film of all-time: SCARFACE, the 1983 Al Pacino gangster classic. This film is notorious for its extreme violence and vulgarity and yet only one person has ever gotten on my case about it from this site.
 

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Don't bother with Eat, Pray, Love...it's zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Julia...what were you thinking???
Plot: Run away and divorce your husband. Mutilate your faith. Shack up and marry the last guy you slept with.

...As if women weren't confused enough
 

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I write a review blog called "Ye Be Warned," which is more or less a "word of caution" to horror buffs like myself who have at one time or another found themselves watching a film they really wished they hadn't. Here's my personal Top 5 Movies that there's really no good reason to see.

5. Jack Ketchum's The Girl Next Door- Based off Jack Ketchum's disturbing novel, this story is based on the horrific murder of Sylvia Likens, which is a dark story by itself. Unfortunately Jack Ketchum decided to make the story even worse and included many horrible things you can't unsee. It's a dark disturbing movie and it will break you if you make the mistake of watching it. If you're into true-crime and are interested in the real story of what happened to this girl, "An American Crime" is far more accurate, and doesn't make you feel like you need a shower after you've seen it.

4. Salo- Based off a book written by the Marquis de Sade (if you do a Google search you'll probably find him under "incredibly perverted rapist author who lunatics revere as a genius"). The plot revolves around 18 youths who are kidnapped by 4 men of power who torture and humiliate them before they finally brutally murder them. The film contains sexual perversion by the gallon, and grotesque violence. There's nothing redeemable about this film and there's no good reason to watch it.

3. Meet the Feebles- Take the Muppets... then rewrite them so they're drug addicted, sex crazed, STD infected, murdering, psychotic monsters and you have "Meet the Feebles." It's hard to believe the director who brought us an STD infected plush rabbit puppet vomiting all over a stage was also the same man who brought us the amazing rendition of Lord of the Rings. Peter Jackson, I love your work, but this movie was awful. "Meet the Feebles" has nothing redeemable in it. The plot is disgusting, the humor is disgusting, more than half the characters are disgusting... it's a very unpleasant viewing experience.

2. Irreversible- The plot starts at the end and works backwards, but the chronological order of the story is a man and woman are young and in love, the woman has just learned she's pregnant with his child and the future awaits them. Within 24 hours, the woman is brutally mugged, raped, and nearly killed, and the man is in the hospital with a broken arm and guilty of murdering the man he thought did it . It's not an uplifting film in the slightest, and since it starts at the end and works it's way to the happy beginning it leaves you with this helpless feeling. The rape scene (which is almost 10 minutes long) and the murder scene are why this is on my "DO NOT WATCH" list.

And the #1 worst is: A Serbian Film. I won't even say what's in it, only that watching it was the biggest mistake of my life. This movie includes things you not only can't unsee but you will be ashamed to admit you saw them (it took my boyfriend over an hour to finally get out of me what was in that movie that had me so rattled). People who read the premise, know the warnings of what's in it, and are dumb enough to watch it anyways (like I was) should also know that the director is facing criminal charges for illegal use of some of his actors. This movie should not exist.
WARNING again - some MOVIE SPOILERS here...

I saw The Girl Next Door too. It was really disturbing and they did add a few things to the real story but still the real story was just as horrifying in my opinion. The only things they added was the neighbor boy, the one scene which went beyond description (I won't even say it in an atheist's forum), and the part where they raped her. All the other stuff really happened.

It really disturbed me to the point that I spent a lot of time researching online about the real case, the girl, what happened to the perpetrators and where the rest of her family is now. Can you believe that at least one of those boys, and I think the daughter too is still alive and out of jail??? At least they dedicated a park to Sylvia Likens. Her sister Jenny just died a few years ago from a heart attack. I can't imagine how she managed to deal with those horrible memories all these years. They said that many people accused her for not trying to call the police, but she was just a kid and she was afraid they'd do to her what they did to Sylvia. :(
 
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Jullianna

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Caddyshack II................dont know why they even tried............
I am so unfriending you now. Anyone who doesn't like dancing gophers can't possibly be my friend. :)
 
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Jullianna

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Plot: Run away and divorce your husband. Mutilate your faith. Shack up and marry the last guy you slept with.

...As if women weren't confused enough
Thanks for telling me how it ended. I turned it off after the first half hour. haha
 
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Rissa77

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Thanks for telling me how it ended. I turned it off after the first half hour. haha
Hehe this is why I don't go to the theater much. I wait til it comes out on TV. If it does come out, then there's a chance it wasn't too terrible, and it's edited so that I won't see the stuff I don't want. And I save money while still getting the surround sound of my parent's living room. Nice.
 
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WARNING again - some MOVIE SPOILERS here...

I saw The Girl Next Door too. It was really disturbing and they did add a few things to the real story but still the real story was just as horrifying in my opinion. The only things they added was the neighbor boy, the one scene which went beyond description (I won't even say it in an atheist's forum), and the part where they raped her. All the other stuff really happened.

It really disturbed me to the point that I spent a lot of time researching online about the real case, the girl, what happened to the perpetrators and where the rest of her family is now. Can you believe that at least one of those boys, and I think the daughter too is still alive and out of jail??? At least they dedicated a park to Sylvia Likens. Her sister Jenny just died a few years ago from a heart attack. I can't imagine how she managed to deal with those horrible memories all these years. They said that many people accused her for not trying to call the police, but she was just a kid and she was afraid they'd do to her what they did to Sylvia. :(
Yeah, I saw the movie before I read the book (the book is more disturbing, but that's probably no surprise). I ended up doing the same thing you did and researched the actual story. "An American Crime" has a more accurate portrayal of what actually happened since it was actually meant to be about the real story. I was glad Gertrude Baniszewski was imprisoned, however I'm not that surprised the kids got off fairly easy. If you really think about it, I mean yeah what they did was monstrous, but look at who they had as a mother. Gertrude was INSANE, and encouraged her kids to do the things they did. When your own mother is off her rocker and teaches you from birth that things like that are okay and actually encourages it, of course you're going to do bad things. I mean look at Ed Gein. Yeah part of his behavior was due to his mental retardation, but his mother played a significant role into his insanity. So in a way those kids were as much of a victim as poor Sylvia was... okay maybe not as much but they're still victims in this scenario. Even though they were lead to do horrible things, I don't envy them the memories they had to live with... especially if they ever came to grips with how horrible it was, what they had done.

I'm not as outraged that they're out of jail as I was when I read that Gertrude was eventually released. That woman needed to stay locked up either in jail or an insane asylum. There's a heartbreaking scene in "An American Crime" after Sylvia is already dead and Gertrude has just been locked in her cell, and she sits down on the bench and Sylvia appears in front of her, just standing there and staring at her like she just wanted to ask, "Why?" I know it's totally meant to be a fictitious scene but it was probably one of the more powerful ones and it was so simple too.
 
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RanShaTo84

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I will say this tho... since I got saved nearly 4 months ago, movies that feature explicit sex scenes or even suggestive and flirtatious behavior now bother me in ways that hasn't happened before. I used to just not really care about that stuff in film and now it's like whenever I see it or hear it I turn away or change the channel. Guess it's God working on me' huh?
 
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-Alexander (This makes Broke Back mountain look like little house on the Prairie) I thought it was going to be like Troy, nope I was very wrong.
You went into it not knowing that Alexander the Great was gay didn't you? lol.

This actually reminded me of yet another movie I do not recommend: Brokeback Mountain.

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So many things were wrong with this movie. And I'm not even talking about the homosexual content, but the plot itself was just ridiculous. Two cowboys go to watch sheep in the mountains. They barely look at or talk to each other for a few days, then one night they suddenly have sex. It's so ridiculously random that even people who try to praise this film can't justify that. And from that point on they're addicted to each other. The rest of the plot is the two of them complaining about their lives followed by extremely long intervals of nothing happening, and finally one of them dies and the finds out his daughter is about to get married and he's invited to the wedding. The end.

The fact that homosexuality is a pretty big issue these days, you'd really have to try to screw up portraying the prejudices a homosexual may face. What prejudices do they face in the movie? They get fired and told to never come back by their boss who spotted them frolicking while shirtless and ignoring the sheep causing not only a significant chunk of the flock to die, but some of the sheep they bring back aren't even from the original flock. Yeah he must be a homophobe for wanting people to DO THEIR JOB rather than see how much "not gay" man sex they can have (oh yeah, during these events in the mountains they both claim they're not gay, even after they start having sex). The other "prejudice" they face is when Ledger's character gets dumped by his wife who surprisingly spotted him making out with his boyfriend, despite they were in the very well hidden FRONT OF THE HOUSE. Yeah that monster, how dare you leave your husband for infidelity.

The only remotely believable moment is when the boyfriend gets killed because he is gay, but even that was a ridiculous scene because of how Ledger finds out. He calls up the wife to find out what happened and she casually tells him that while inflating a tire the rim broke off and nailed him in the head and he drowned in his own blood. The scene cuts to what's playing out in Leger's mind as he somehow pieces together from that that his boyfriend was beaten to death by a homophobic gang with crowbars. Yeah he got that from that. Wow. That is a lot to buy, movie. Also the wives you could tell were intentionally written to be dull, dry, uninteresting characters... actually pretty much every female in this movie was either written as dull or obnoxious. And you could tell it was done to make the relationship between the two cowboys look better by comparison, but seriously you have to really really work at it to turn Anne Hathaway into a boring useless character.

The movie is over 2 HOURS LONG which was far more time than it needed to be. Nothing happens through the bulk of it, and whenever something does happen it's either sloppily written, or incredibly ridiculous. So glad Heath Ledger had managed to get in "Candy", and "Dark Knight" before he passed away otherwise this cinematic tombstone would be a disappointing remnant of what was actually a great actor.
 
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Gabriel777

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I will say this tho... since I got saved nearly 4 months ago, movies that feature explicit sex scenes or even suggestive and flirtatious behavior now bother me in ways that hasn't happened before. I used to just not really care about that stuff in film and now it's like whenever I see it or hear it I turn away or change the channel. Guess it's God working on me' huh?
Welcome to the club :)
 
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The movie Paul was a mockery of Christianity. Who would've thought evolution and aliens were linked?
 
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it seems very strange to me that you are pointing out "unchristian" movies, when in fact no movie expresses a true christian message. Movies are a reflection of the world they are made in, not the ideal that we should be living. To anyone who looks for movies to be Christian in this century i suggest you stop looking. Perhaps adaptations of Dickens and Shakespeare, such as other classics MIGHT fit a christian way of thinking, christianity is shut out of the modern culture almost entirely.
 
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it seems very strange to me that you are pointing out "unchristian" movies, when in fact no movie expresses a true christian message. Movies are a reflection of the world they are made in, not the ideal that we should be living. To anyone who looks for movies to be Christian in this century i suggest you stop looking. Perhaps adaptations of Dickens and Shakespeare, such as other classics MIGHT fit a christian way of thinking, christianity is shut out of the modern culture almost entirely.
Dickens and Shakespeare? Well I never read much Dickens so I can't really get into that to be fair, but have you ever actually read Shakespeare?

In the opening of Romeo and Juliet the Montegue servants are walking the streets and talking about how they'd like to one day break into the Capulet's home so they can raid and pillage while raping the maids. In the beginning of Macbeth, Macbeth is cutting open one of the enemy soldiers from neck to crotch while his uncle is watching and praising him. In Hamlet there's a scene where Hamlet approaches Ophelia, asking if he can lay in her lap and she says no. He then asks if he can lay his head in her lap and she says yes. He makes a comment about how fair it is to lay between a woman's legs and she claims she has no idea what he's talking about. And in The Tragedy of Julius Caesar, Brutus' wife commits suicide by swallowing red hot coals.

If that's the Christian way of thinking I definitely went to the wrong church as a kid.
 
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This is not a fantasy life. this is a real and brutal existance that no one can ignore. most "christian" themed movies ignore entirely the fact that the world is evil. Shakespeare has no illusions as to the pityable condition of this fallen world. Shakespeare and Dickens paint a trueer portrait of the world we live in. The underlying themes of their work are truly Christian. Look at what happens in these plays to the ones who work evil, the message being that passion destroys men and women. That is the message of Christ.