My life would be so much easier if ___________ (fill in the blank)

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I must admit, your sense of humor does take a little getting used to, LaVie... :unsure: (y):love:
 
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LaVieEnRose

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You're a -2, I'm a 2, lets get back to zero.
Again, learn to reas COMPLETELY. The nice, young man was being generous when he rated me as a -2. He was taught to be polite and lie.
 
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I didn’t get a PM, so no harm, no foul. You shouldn’t be pmmimg women who resemble Quasimodo. That is rather dangerous.
I still remember your pic that you posted when you had your old name. You are quite an attractive lady....and don't you deny it! (y)(y)(y)
 
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LaVieEnRose

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I must admit, your sense of humor does take a little getting used to, LaVie... :unsure:(y):love:
Yes, it does. I am very much an acquired taste. I think you gentlemen were more amusing on the attack, to tell the truth. Call me a masochist.
 
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LaVieEnRose

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I still remember your pic that you posted when you had your old name. You are quite an attractive lady....and don't you deny it! (y)(y)(y)
Yes, but what do I attract, that is the question. It is no good attracting that which you don’t want and not attracting that which you do want.
 

melita916

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My life would be much easier if YouTube didn’t play commercials.
 
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LittleMermaid

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Life would be easier if Prince Eric found me already. :cautious::rolleyes::LOL:
 

Tommy379

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Yes, but what do I attract, that is the question. It is no good attracting that which you don’t want and not attracting that which you do want.
Are you still cruising retirement homes?
 
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Tinuviel

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If...I were handsome, clever, and rich, with a comfortable home and happy disposition and very little to distress or vex me :p
 
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LittleMermaid

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#77
My life would be so much easier if I were an extrovert.
 
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Great zero, just great. Now that you said that, she will be compelled to prove that you got heartburn or constipation or something even though you didn't feel it. She WILL prove she is right, or die trying.
Oh I didn't see this. So that's why she said that.

(facepalm)
 
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Did the employees stop taking them home? We threw them away.
They said if we didn't want them they were going to throw them away. I did ask why they didn't take them home themselves and the guy said they already had other ones to take home. It didn't happen very often. Maybe once a month at most and it was usually just one pizza.