My life would be so much easier if ___________ (fill in the blank)

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tourist

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You never had an iced carmel machiado? w/2 shots of expresso they cost about 7 bucks. Perfect thing for a cop on a hot day!
Skip the iced caramel machiado whatever that was. I'll just take the 2 shots of espresso.
 

tourist

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If could figure out how to invent a reverse microwave that makes hot things cold in seconds like gelato or slushy style coffee. Yum! $$$
I predict that there will be such a device on the market within 5 years that will make ice within minutes.
 

calibob

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no doubt but my life would be so much better if I invented it, I'd not only have foods and bevs., that I like but I'd be rich too!
 

tourist

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no doubt but my life would be so much better if I invented it, I'd not only have foods and bevs., that I like but I'd be rich too!
I suppose that 'rich' is a relative term. But on the other hand 'poor' is relative too. I'm trending towards rich as a personal preference as I understand the poor part already. Either way, everything is relative.
 

calibob

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Well yeah, if you live in village with others and they all have a fish and you have two and and and n avocado, your rich, if you don't have a car and you live in poe dunk oklahoma, its sunday and you want to go to Wal Mart to get a fish and an avocado your poor 'cause the busses don't run and you can't afford a cab. I'd rather be rich.
 

Pipp

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My life would be so much easier had I not nearly knocked my big toenail off at 1 am and bled all over my room.
 

Lynx

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My life would be so much easier had I not nearly knocked my big toenail off at 1 am and bled all over my room.
All I know to do when that happens is quote scripture at it. Brethren, these things ought not so to be!
 

Jewel5712

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All I know to do when that happens is quote scripture at it. Brethren, these things ought not so to be!
Quote scripture??? ID be saying more than SCRIPTURE...more like "CRAP...this hurts..what the heck?"...lol