My life would be so much easier if ___________ (fill in the blank)

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Pipp

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If I could pause time while I did some stuff I needed to , then I could unpause when done.
 
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Reading all the responses, I have been laughing and thinking. But couldn't really come up with anything. I have my home, truck, dogs, kids and first grandbaby on the way. What more do I need?

Oh wait, I did think of something. A bigger truck 😏
 

Jewel5712

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If i constantly didnt have to worry bout making ends meet...
 

Jewel5712

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Jun 22, 2018
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I was going to say..more grandbabies..my first one just turned 1 last weekend..new one due in dec ;)
 

Jewel5712

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Y'all are both missing the whole point. We want an endless supply of donuts. We want to live next door to a donut shop that will give us free donuts whenever we go over there to get one.
Ill bring the coffee!!
 

Jewel5712

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Jun 22, 2018
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I'm going to tell you a secret from police field training.
Police write hot chicks tickets, cause they have easy lives. The almost always give warnings to ugly chicks, cause they really need a break.
Lol..whew..im home free! Lol
 

calibob

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If could figure out how to invent a reverse microwave that makes hot things cold in seconds like gelato or slushy style coffee. Yum! $$$
 

Tommy379

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If could figure out how to invent a reverse microwave that makes hot things cold in seconds like gelato or slushy style coffee. Yum! $$$
Or a bottle of water or a beer.
I have no idea what a gelato is, or why one would make coffee into a slushy.
 

calibob

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gelato is Itilian style ice cream made with fresh fruit kind of like sorbet and the coffee would be like semi frozen mocca java. So you can make it, cold water and beer are everywhere.
 
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LittleMermaid

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If could figure out how to invent a reverse microwave that makes hot things cold in seconds like gelato or slushy style coffee. Yum! $$$
Oooo I like this reverse microwave thing!
 

calibob

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You never had an iced carmel machiado? w/2 shots of expresso they cost about 7 bucks. Perfect thing for a cop on a hot day!
 

calibob

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we've got a place 3 blocks away and all they make are smoothies and gormet iced coffees