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[oyster67]

Agent Oyster cooked dinner

Is this pukeko? asked Detective Lanolin who had been chewing for quite some time, 30 minutes to be exact.

No its my famous rubber chicken recipe, said Agent Oyster.

After a bit of hesitation on his own part and more chewing by Detective Lanolin, Agent Oyster cleared his throat, and in the most assertive tone he could muster, spoke "I think I've been left in the dark for quite long enough."

Detective Lanolin spat the Rubbere' Chicku'en out onto the ground and retorted, "Imagine that, an oyster being left in the dark... Did you think to make anything for dessert?"

Detective Lanolin then tapped softly on the tentpole. A dark shadowy figure stepped up to the doorway and stood behind Agent Oyster, blocking his escape.

 

[oyster67]

My wife has read a few novels about the Amish and enjoyed them very much.

I'm sure she is going to simply adore this one then.

 

[Lanolin]

My wife has read a few novels about the Amish and enjoyed them very much.

what about you?
I've never read any, but I have read the Crucible by Arthur Miller, about the Puritans. I think they are different though.

 

[Lanolin]

The dark shadowy figure of....Tourist, who was wearing his gumshoes and looking like a complete private eye.

I bring dessert, he said.

 

[tourist]

what about you?
I've never read any, but I have read the Crucible by Arthur Miller, about the Puritans. I think they are different though.

I read a murder mystery about an Amish family that got slaughtered.

 

[I_am_Canadian]

Yeah, loved that show growing up. Herbie had aspirations of becoming a dentist. I liked that cookie monster animal too. Can't remember his name or even if he had a name.

yeah it was cookie monster lol after all c is for cookie and thats good enough for me lol

 

[I_am_Canadian]

Agent Oyster cooked dinner

Is this pukeko? asked Detective Lanolin who had been chewing for quite some time, 30 minutes to be exact.

No its my famous rubber chicken recipe, said Agent Oyster.

wacka wacka cried the comedian bear lol

 

[tourist]

The dark shadowy figure of....Tourist, who was wearing his gumshoes and looking like a complete private eye.

I bring dessert, he said.

Yeah, a box of Munchkins from Dunkin Donuts.

 

[oyster67]

Yeah, a box of Munchkins from Dunkin Donuts.

From whence cometh thou and where goest thou, strange bearer of litte balls? I fairly burst forth will questions, yet neither man nor Lanolin nor Grassland Shadow yieldeth forth answer to humble and confused Oyster! What of this business of dunking?

 

[Benoriel]

I have multiple irons in the fire at the moment. Mainly what I'm working on is an origin story for a multiverse that most of my other stories take place in.

 

[tourist]

From whence cometh thou and where goest thou, strange bearer of litte balls? I fairly burst forth will questions, yet neither man nor Lanolin nor Grassland Shadow yieldeth forth answer to humble and confused Oyster! What of this business of dunking?

Gonna need a lot of coffee, my friend.

 

[Lanolin]

coffee is not obtainable around these here parts. Detective Lanolin looked around,they were not in the Amazon rainforest. Coffee plants did not grow in Amish Country.

There was however, plenty of dandelion.

Tourist, did you follow the yellow brick road to get here? Where are the rest of the munchkins?

 

[I_am_Canadian]

coffee is not obtainable around these here parts. Detective Lanolin looked around,they were not in the Amazon rainforest. Coffee plants did not grow in Amish Country.

There was however, plenty of dandelion.

Tourist, did you follow the yellow brick road to get here? Where are the rest of the munchkins?

dont know, but I like my vegtables, especailly if it comes from the cocoa bean lol

 

[oyster67]

coffee is not obtainable around these here parts. Detective Lanolin looked around,they were not in the Amazon rainforest. Coffee plants did not grow in Amish Country.

There was however, plenty of dandelion.

Tourist, did you follow the yellow brick road to get here? Where are the rest of the munchkins?

Rolling about beside the road in much pain, no doubt. This Tourist fellow is a mean one, I say. Did he even think to anesthetize them?

And all you can think of is... Dandelions!

 

[oyster67]

I have multiple irons in the fire at the moment. Mainly what I'm working on is an origin story for a multiverse that most of my other stories take place in.

Please share a small tidbit/sampler.

 

[I_am_Canadian]

Rolling about beside the road in much pain, no doubt. This Tourist fellow is a mean one, I say. Did he even think to anesthetize them?

And all you can think of is... Dandelions!

their is nothing wrong with dandilions, my grandmother used to fry them, they are actually pretty good.

 

[tourist]

coffee is not obtainable around these here parts. Detective Lanolin looked around,they were not in the Amazon rainforest. Coffee plants did not grow in Amish Country.

There was however, plenty of dandelion.

Tourist, did you follow the yellow brick road to get here? Where are the rest of the munchkins?

The Wicked Witch of the West ate the little buggers.

 

[Lanolin]

The Wicked Witch of the West ate the little buggers.

The plot thickens...

 

[I_am_Canadian]

The Wicked Witch of the West ate the little buggers.

before or after she was flattened by the double wide?? lol

 

[tourist]

before or after she was flattened by the double wide?? lol

I believe that it was the Wicked Witch of the East that got flatten. Dorothy plundered the ruby red slippers. The Wicked Witch of the West was melted when Dorothy splashed water on her.