Reasons You Should NOT Date Me

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Lynx

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#81
You shouldn't date me...because I'm not real. You would end up dating a bunch of thin air.
Could be worse. Some people, you wind up dating a bunch of hot air. :p
 
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LittleBit1987

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#82
You shouldn't date me... ever.... because I have a LOT of family drama... and I mean...

A LOT!!

And I don't even want any part of it but I'm always caught in the middle somehow. Grrr.
 
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Jennie-Mae

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#83
Ain't nobody should be wasting no time dating me either, not just because I'm married, but because I'm naggin' too much;).
 
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LittleBit1987

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#84
Ain't nobody should be wasting no time dating me either, not just because I'm married, but because I'm naggin' too much;).
I was gonna say the obvious.... lol but as of late... who wants to be apart of family drama? lol but that's also true for me as well. XD
 
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Jennie-Mae

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#85
I was gonna say the obvious.... lol but as of late... who wants to be apart of family drama? lol but that's also true for me as well. XD
Aww, Laura darlin, I just seen that beautiful picture of you and your dad in another thread. It was so beautiful and sad that it brought tears to my eyes. I could easily see how much you loved him:).
 
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LittleBit1987

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#86
Aww, Laura darlin, I just seen that beautiful picture of you and your dad in another thread. It was so beautiful and sad that it brought tears to my eyes. I could easily see how much you loved him:).
Dang it, you're gonna make me cry again lol...

Sigh... if only he was still here, all this drama wouldn't be happening. And I have my uncle to lean on... but it's not the same you know? It's sad to say this... but I'm glad both my parents never remarried.

And even back then when I was little... I KNOW there was a bunch of drama going on. :(
 
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Jennie-Mae

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#87
I was gonna say the obvious.... lol but as of late... who wants to be apart of family drama? lol but that's also true for me as well. XD
Why be women nagging so much? We must be so annoying:p. Fix that, git that trash outta here, you been makin groceries?, when you coming home?, pick up the kids on your way home, durn spicket broken, it needs fixin etc etc lol.
 
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Jennie-Mae

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#88
Dang it, you're gonna make me cry again lol...

Sigh... if only he was still here, all this drama wouldn't be happening. And I have my uncle to lean on... but it's not the same you know? It's sad to say this... but I'm glad both my parents never remarried.

And even back then when I was little... I KNOW there was a bunch of drama going on. :(
Yeah, you had a sad look on your face, so yeah, I think I can relate.
 

Lynx

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#89
Why be women nagging so much? We must be so annoying:p. Fix that, git that trash outta here, you been makin groceries?, when you coming home?, pick up the kids on your way home, durn spicket broken, it needs fixin etc etc lol.
Hmm... occasionally when a certain person at work has been chewing my tail, I might reply "Look if I wanted to be nagged to death I would have gotten married."
 

Fenner

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#90
This is a funny thread.

You shouldn't date me because I don't have pretty lady feet. I have big feet and I walk barefoot or in flip flops most of the time. Except for cold months.

You shouldn't date me because I'll eat your snacks.

You shouldn't date me because I'm married and you know infidelity and stuff.
 

rachelsedge

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#91
Silly reasons:
- I sing in the shower. I'm sure it's obnoxious
- I do not share my ice cream. Like...don't even ask.
- I don't really have a sense of embarrassment sometimes. I mean, I'm easily embarrassed. And my face turns into a tomato. But I've worn blue lipstick, dressed up like a unicorn for a 5k, baked cookies in my car at work (which my friend thought I should be self-conscious about for some reason?) without even really thinking twice about it.
- I have two cats and a dog and that's kind of a lot for some people.
- I randomly hiccup. Sometimes it's just softly, and other times it's a loud "HYUCK" and it can be embarassing (for you. I'm kind of used to it. See my third point)

Serious reasons:
- I have some fairly substantial trust issues and self-image issues
- I don't think I'll ever want to "settle" somewhere, so if someone is wanting to hunker down for 10+ years (or even 5+ years), I am not your girl.
- Sometimes I am like a plant, where you're like "I don't know what to do with this creature. It's being weird. Do I pay more attention to it? Leave alone? Where's the manual!"
- Because I have some physical flaws that I don't really want to subject someone to/ask someone to have to put up with.
- I'm kind of finicky/particular/weird about being pursued so good luck LOL
 
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Silly reasons:
- I sing in the shower. I'm sure it's obnoxious
- I do not share my ice cream. Like...don't even ask.
- I don't really have a sense of embarrassment sometimes. I mean, I'm easily embarrassed. And my face turns into a tomato. But I've worn blue lipstick, dressed up like a unicorn for a 5k, baked cookies in my car at work (which my friend thought I should be self-conscious about for some reason?) without even really thinking twice about it.
- I have two cats and a dog and that's kind of a lot for some people.
- I randomly hiccup. Sometimes it's just softly, and other times it's a loud "HYUCK" and it can be embarassing (for you. I'm kind of used to it. See my third point)

Serious reasons:
- I have some fairly substantial trust issues and self-image issues
- I don't think I'll ever want to "settle" somewhere, so if someone is wanting to hunker down for 10+ years (or even 5+ years), I am not your girl.
- Sometimes I am like a plant, where you're like "I don't know what to do with this creature. It's being weird. Do I pay more attention to it? Leave alone? Where's the manual!"
- Because I have some physical flaws that I don't really want to subject someone to/ask someone to have to put up with.

I like this. I can identify with many. :D
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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I'm not a conversationalist. If you need somebody to talk to, pay a shrink or get a parrot. I'm not telling you about my day and I don't really care to hear about yours. You don't need to know about my past, and I don't really care to hear about yours. That's info that does neither of us any good. Sometimes...most of the time...practically all of the time...I am simply quiet. Nothing is wrong; I'm not thinking about anything; I'm not mad...I'm just quiet. No need to mess up perfectly good silence with the flapping of gums.

No, you most certainly may NOT run the TV remote, nor may you touch my car radio. You will either watch cooking shows non-stop and listen to my TOOL playlist or you can go home. If I'm watching a documentary and you try to grab my remote to watch "reality TV", you gonna get a whoopin'.

I've been around enough to know most, if not all, of the "tricks". I can out-analyze a psychoanalyst, so your chances of flattering me or playing to my "ego" are slim to none. If you have something to say - don't try to be clever, or cute, or sweet. Just spit it out.
 

Sonflower

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You shouldn't date me because I dowse my steak with ketchup. I've heard this is just "wrong" and "unacceptable" from multiple sources.

You shouldn't date me because I'm always late...even when I build in extra time. I can get there at 5 after the appointed time consistently...so whut on earth keeps me from getting there on time consistently. It makes no sense. NONE.