scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[joefizz]

So knowing that you are a vegetarian I ordered a pepperoni pizza because it doesn't have meat just cheese and pepperoni.

 

[joefizz]

I sleep on my food.

 

[joefizz]

My deodorant of choice is Ragu.

 

[stand2]

Then after I got out of prison, I started hunting down the people who put me there. Wanna help ?

 

[joefizz]

I washed my hands!!!!!!!...last year...

 

[joefizz]

Then after I got out of prison, I started hunting down the people who put me there. Wanna help ?

I'll get my stuffed animal army ready!

 

[joefizz]

I'm going to sleep right now!

 

[La_Vie_En_Rose]

Then after I got out of prison, I started hunting down the people who put me there. Wanna help ?

I was reading your quote in your signature. Do you mean “illusive” as in salvation of the immortal soul is an illusion, or do you mean “elusive” as in salvation is coy and eludes us?

 

[stand2]

OOPS........my bad.,.....

 

[lightbearer]

I am not quite sure what that lesion is....why?

 

[blue_ladybug]

I tested positive for AIDS..

but negative for cooties..

 

[mailmandan]

I believe that if you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're yours; if they don't then you stalk them.

 

[Milktalk]

Don't sit on my sandwich.

 

[WineRose]

*After a not-so-sober night at the bar*

Mind if I drive you home?

 

[joefizz]

I now have "Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever The Movie"!(honestly I actually bought it tonight,going to watch it once it's closer to Christmas)

 

[Milktalk]

What color is air?

 

[joefizz]

What color is air?

The same color as invisible.

 

[Milktalk]

higgelty piggelty

 

[Milktalk]

I've discovered the colour of water

 

[La_Vie_En_Rose]

I've discovered the colour of water

You must live in Flint, Michigan.