scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[SovereignGrace]

Soap? What's that?!?!?

 

[joefizz]

I laugh when people say the word pudding.

 

[Milktalk]

I like to breathe only through my mouth

 

[joefizz]

My nails are longer than yours.

 

[Milktalk]

I like to speak using my toes

 

[joefizz]

I have died around 100 times this year and find you attractive.

 

[toinena]

Once I washed my hair, but I can't remember when.

 

[joefizz]

My idea of "a night on the town" would be going to visit a stop sign.

 

[Milktalk]

can i borrow your passport?

 

[WineRose]

...May i have your credit card information, please?

 

[Milktalk]

can i photograph your napkin??

 

[NoNameMcgee]

...May i have your credit card information, please?

sure i keep it all in my shack in the middle of the woods.... follow me

Once I washed my hair, but I can't remember when.

no worries... i remember

>: )

 

[Milktalk]

I dont put vinegar on my cornflakes.

 

[NoNameMcgee]

"Say 'hello' to my pet Dobsonfly."

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how about you say goodbye to it?

*squish*

 

[NoNameMcgee]

I think of our future kids together!! u and me!

i hope they look more like me, little lady

 

[joefizz]

...May i have your credit card information, please?

Do chuck e cheese tickets count as credit?

 

[joefizz]

...May i have your credit card information, please?

You can have all my checks instead,all my blank checks that aren't registered.

 

[joefizz]

...May i have your credit card information, please?

Would you settle for a legendary pokemon or anime series instead?

 

[joefizz]

I have $3,000 dollars worth of vcr
tapes and I'll let you in on that investment.

 

[Milktalk]

no I insist on paying for this meal- can u giv me some money?