scare a date off with 1 phrase!

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BillG

BillG

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mailmandan said:
Don't mind the ankle bracelet, I'm no longer under house arrest, just forgot to take it off.
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ooh would you like to see mine? I still have to wear it for 5 more years.
 
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joefizz

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I shed my hair in the soup,enjoy it all the same!
 
MichaelOwen

MichaelOwen

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My own place? Nah, I'm with my mom, but it's cool, free food!
 
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joefizz

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#144
I take all posted signs seriously no matter who might post them!
 
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joefizz

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#145
(totally terrible phrase coming up ,can barely stop laughing just thinking of this scene!)
I would like to plunger your nose because I'd like to make our first date special!
 
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toinena

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#146
I am sleeping with two Labradors. You don't mind sharing bed with them, do you?
 
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joefizz

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#147
I know we just met but I must hug you nowwwwwwwwwww,why are you running away???
 
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Enow

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Do you want to see my head turn all the way around with my eyes bulging out?
 
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Enow

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After five exorcisms, the "Church" has finally agreed to let me go dating again.
 
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Galatea

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#150
If you are not prepared to become the object of my obsession, you should not talk to me. No, don’t even ask me “How’s the weather?” I will immediately glom onto you like a leech and drain you until you are lifeless.
 
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joefizz

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Pipp said:
That one might get someone slapped lol
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what do you mean might get someone slapped?
if I have learned anything in my years of saying stupid stuff or witnessing other guys say stupid stuff things you never ask a female no matter young or elderly are their age,weight,or about their explicit areas/garments even jokingly unless you want to get slapped,clobbered,arrested,sued,or all of the above especially on a first date or in a public area!
 
MichaelOwen

MichaelOwen

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I can whistle a whole lot better when I remove my false front tooth, check it out!
 
Pipp

Pipp

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Georgia
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Oh your name is George! That was my name before my operation ! Small world...
 
MichaelOwen

MichaelOwen

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You have some guy friends? Oh well I don't work with other males since I used to be one.....
 
SurrenderAll

SurrenderAll

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joefizz said:
So we've established ruining dates in limited words but can we think how to scare a date off in 1 phrase?...this should be fun!...,

I know you like me because you stare at me!
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What was your name again ?
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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I burned your house down. You can move in with me.
 
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