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becc

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What do you mean move my Dad? He hasn't been dead that long...
Hahahahahahaha.
*replies* so you mean he is dead!? *whispers to self* what have I gotten myself into?
 

becc

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Am I dreaming or awake?
Both.... i have 2 ideas you could try to be sure..... pinch yourself... if not true enough.... ask one of your siblings or relatives who has something against you to give you a believing slap.
 
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joefizz

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don't be afraid I am completely harmless and please don't attempt running away.
 
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joefizz

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I would like my own harem of dolphins someday.
 
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joefizz

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Water conducts electricity but there's no water in grease so don't worry!