I know it's hard to tell from that one pic, but we actually have one of them newfangled lawn mower things, and a weed whacker
Bahaha I do like the goat idea. Though I would maybe just borrow a few, a lot of people around here have them. I'm actually shocked, now that I think about it, that nobody has started a rent-a-goat business. We'd need to rent a whole herd for this yard.
Now I kind of want a pet goat.