What's that? Eli is in need of a fresh supply of secondhand women's pants? No judgments here.
And, you're just in luck. One of my fall to-do lists is cleaning out my closet, so I'm pretty sure the environment will love me for sending all my old pants to you instead of just tossing them out. The only thing is, seeing as I'm 5'1", I'm guessing they'll be a little... short.
No worries! Just tell your burling, manly work buddies that you're going for that "BeachSide Capri" look. Who says you can't swing a hammer in style!
As for nylons (panty hose,) I have a couple pairs that are probably 15 year old (I despise them,) but... only if you promise not to go around wearing them on your head.
Then again, we're all having to wear masks anyway, so I suppose a guy wearing panty hose on his head wouldn't nearly as suspicious as it might have been 6 months ago.
Oh, and please, save the fishnets just for special occasions.