So I bought these pants .............................................

[Susanna]

It sounds like you like these girly pants a little too much but I can't talk I like my man socks. In fact I went the other day to buy some more but they were out of my size. Then I found myself looking at their shorts (only because I liked the material design on them). I really don't know what's happening to me

Oh just great, @Ruby123 😂, now I’ll have to look for manly outfits the next time I’m shopping😂.

 

[Susanna]

Girl pants update 10/19/2020 :

Patched em up some. Unfortunately, the tear on my back left hindquarter, couoldnt survive riding a 4-wheeler in the woods.
Today, just today, I went to put my wallet in said pants, and it fell down my pantleg.

Isn’t it high time you get a purse 👛? Wallets are more of a masculine thing😁😂😁.

 

[Ruby123]

Oh just great, @Ruby123 😂, now I’ll have to look for manly outfits the next time I’m shopping😂.

Nothing wrong with manly outfits Susanna, they just need a bit of shape to them.

 

[Magenta]

Isn’t it high time you get a purse 👛? Wallets are more of a masculine thing 😁😂😁.

Here is a nice man purse for Eli

 

[Lynx]

It's not a purse. It's a European messenger bag! (It was a gift...)

 

[seoulsearch]

nawww, plenty o life left................ haha

Jiminy Crickets.

Please - no, no, and no.

Ladies and gentlemen... I think Eli is contemplating turning his girl pants...

Into Daisy Dukes.
(Chopping the legs off and wearing them as short shorts.) 😳

There are crimes of fashion.

I'm pretty sure this would be a felony. 👮‍♂️

 

[JustEli]

Jiminy Crickets.

Please - no, no, and no.

Ladies and gentlemen... I think Eli is contemplating turning his girl pants...

Into Daisy Dukes.
(Chopping the legs off and wearing them as short shorts.) 😳

There are crimes of fashion.

I'm pretty sure this would be a felony. 👮‍♂️

Maybe I can land a netflix series.

 

[Magenta]

Maybe I can land a netflix series.

I'll have to renew my subscription

"The Adventures of Eli, A Formerly Shy Guy"

Or maybe, "The Misadventures of Eli, A Formerly Shy Guy"

 

[Ruby123]

Jiminy Crickets.

Please - no, no, and no.

Ladies and gentlemen... I think Eli is contemplating turning his girl pants...

Into Daisy Dukes.
(Chopping the legs off and wearing them as short shorts.) 😳

There are crimes of fashion.

I'm pretty sure this would be a felony. 👮‍♂️

We may need to pray for him lol

 

[Magenta]

We may need to pray for him lol

Dear Lord, please do not allow Eli to Daisy Duke his girly pants

 

[seoulsearch]

Maybe I can land a netflix series.

I'm telling you man, if you even think about trying to slide across the General Lee in a pair of Daisy Dukes... 😳🤯😠

I may just have to get a subscription. 😐

Sigh.

Y'all can see how exciting MY life is...

I've been reduced to wanting to watch a show about Eli and his girly hot pants.

I think I need healing. Not to mention a change of channels.

 

[tourist]

They sound like they are on "their last legs".

He can cut the ends off and turn them into short girly type pants.

 

[tourist]

I think I need healing.

I will pray for this for both of us.

 

[seoulsearch]

Dear Lord, please do not allow Eli to Daisy Duke his girly pants

Please hide all his scissors.

And please don't let him rip them with just his teeth, which I could see him doing.

 

[JustEli]

hahahahahahahhahahhahaaa and hahahahahhaahhahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Magenta]

hahahahahahahhahahhahaaa and hahahahahhaahhahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for being such a good sport

 

[seoulsearch]

Thanks for being such a good sport

Magenta is such a sweetheart.

She's all like, "Thanks for being such a good sport, Eli."

Me?

I'm thinking, "Thanks for totally asking for it and setting yourself up, Eli. It's only Tuesday, it's already been a long week, and I needed a laugh."

Hopefully you (and everyone else) did too.

 

[Lanolin]

You could turn them into capris!
I havent yet seen a man wearing capris.

Which is weird cos they could instead of wearing that horrible lycra when they go bike riding.

 

[IToreTheSky]

You may like these. Girls cargo pants, but looks like a guy modelling it.

Ummm... I have Black & Olive Green pairs hust like those. Im pretty sure they're mens. Omg i wonder if ive been cross dressing all this time and didn't know it???!!! 🙄

 

[GaryA]

It sounds like you like these girly pants a little too much ...

Nah - he's just having way-too-much-fun with this thread; and, he knows that - when the girl pants are no more - he will amuse us "only so much" with his collection of home selfie girl pants videos...