Strangers asking women for phone numbers

[Fenner]

A woman on the street once asked me for my phone number, so I wrote it down and passed it to her. She then handed it to a blind person, and she told me that person would get more use out of my phone number than any woman ever would.

Luckily it was windy that day, because the wind prevented my tears from forming in my eyes!!!

(okay, I wrote that to be funny, but even I feel sad after re-reading it!!!).

I don't mean to laugh at your pain, but I laughed out loud at that. Sorry.

 

[Fenner]

I'm no match-maker but they're so right for each other. Aw!

I agree, I hope they meet and fall in love.

 

[AzureAfire]

I like watching it too. It gives me hope for the future. All is still well with the world. Crazy people make the world go round.

Yup that, we do!!!

The world is on a platform, being spun by us crazies running in a giant hamster wheel egged on by the promise of a golden ticket to Willy Wonka's new and improved Candy fortress!!! aren't you guys glad we'd do anything for free sweets? XD

*if you found this corny, i send you my apologies XD i woke up just an hour ago, and my brain isn't agreeing with me XD*

 

[AzureAfire]

A woman on the street once asked me for my phone number, so I wrote it down and passed it to her. She then handed it to a blind person, and she told me that person would get more use out of my phone number than any woman ever would.

Luckily it was windy that day, because the wind prevented my tears from forming in my eyes!!!

(okay, I wrote that to be funny, but even I feel sad after re-reading it!!!).

Aw...don't cry, Descyple that just makes me sad!!!

Hey, don't worry!!! for all you know, that blind lady has a seeing eye dog with her, which, after sniffing you for hours, finally decides you are worthy to date her master, gives you the "seal of approval" by peeing at you, then tries to make a braille copy of your phone number by biting up the piece of paper where you wrote it!!!

I am crazy, but i also believe in miracles, you know they said i'd never get out of this Lunacy Wing i'm staying in, but this plastic knife i stole has already made a 5mm-deep hole on the wall after a whole day of scratching!!! there's hope yet for me!!!

 

[Maitreya]

I dunno, on a decent day i'm usually pretty chatty when I go out so striking up conversations is always on the cards. If I liked someone, y'know, I'd wanna get to know more of them so yea I mean asking or giving a phone number is something I would do given the right circumstance.

 

[Descyple]

I don't mean to laugh at your pain, but I laughed out loud at that. Sorry.

I'm happy my pain can bring you joy Fenner!!!

Now I know my hurting is all worthwhile!!!

 

[Descyple]

Aw...don't cry, Descyple that just makes me sad!!!

Hey, don't worry!!! for all you know, that blind lady has a seeing eye dog with her, which, after sniffing you for hours, finally decides you are worthy to date her master, gives you the "seal of approval" by peeing at you, then tries to make a braille copy of your phone number by biting up the piece of paper where you wrote it!!!

I am crazy, but i also believe in miracles, you know they said i'd never get out of this Lunacy Wing i'm staying in, but this plastic knife i stole has already made a 5mm-deep hole on the wall after a whole day of scratching!!! there's hope yet for me!!!

Well, the blind woman's dog did in fact pee on me, but then it kicked up grass at me with its hind legs and turned and walked away with the owner.

Call me pessimistic, but I don't see a "first date" forthcoming anytime soon!!!

P.S. Does anyone know the phone number of a good dry cleaner???

 

[AzureAfire]

I'm no match-maker but they're so right for each other. Aw!

I agree, I hope they meet and fall in love.

Hmm...i sense a conspiracy in the works here...VERY FISHY!!!

Speaking of meeting, i heard there will be a convention for the creatively insane coming up before the end of the year!!!

I think it'll be held either at the North or South Pole (whichever pole has more snow in it, i figure ), and there'll be lots of activities, mostly with us crazies creatively expressing ourselves by carving our poetry and prose on ice, making snow pies, snow cakes, and other snow pastries, having one-on-one conversations with penguins, and so much more!!! we also get a chance to acquire a sleigh driver's license we do the driving, as in the sled pulling (those dogs just don't get the job done properly!!!) XD

And oh yes, there will be meeting and falling, alright once we get to the "dancing on thin ice" portion (which, hopefully, involves not sinking, and getting out of the freezing water alive ) XD

 

[Descyple]

Hmm...i sense a conspiracy in the works here...VERY FISHY!!!

Speaking of meeting, i heard there will be a convention for the creatively insane coming up before the end of the year!!!

I think it'll be held either at the North or South Pole (whichever pole has more snow in it, i figure ), and there'll be lots of activities, mostly with us crazies creatively expressing ourselves by carving our poetry and prose on ice, making snow pies, snow cakes, and other snow pastries, having one-on-one conversations with penguins, and so much more!!! we also get a chance to acquire a sleigh driver's license we do the driving, as in the sled pulling (those dogs just don't get the job done properly!!!) XD

And oh yes, there will be meeting and falling, alright once we get to the "dancing on thin ice" portion (which, hopefully, involves not sinking, and getting out of the freezing water alive ) XD

You just described a typical weekend for every Canadian!!!

 

[AzureAfire]

Well, the blind woman's dog did in fact pee on me, but then it kicked up grass at me with its hind legs and turned and walked away with the owner.

Call me pessimistic, but I don't see a "first date" forthcoming anytime soon!!!

P.S. Does anyone know the phone number of a good dry cleaner???

Aw...that's a bummer!!!

That dog must have issues with men carrying deadly "weapons" XD i guess it comes with the territory, and well, with the fact that any four-legged animal doesn't like the idea of getting shot XD (guns should be made illegal around dogs, i kept saying that XD)

I know of a good dry cleaner, who happens to live in the far south (same as my "dealer"? remember him, Descyple? XD). Just wait for his dogs, who will fetch what clothes that seeing eye dog peed on (those dogs are really good with handling clothes, by the way had them handle my clothes for dry cleaning once. It didn't get too many holes that we visible, and the pee stain is definitely gone!!! (replaced by what looks like grimy paw prints i think it made my clothes look more interesting and with more personality!!!) XD

 

[Descyple]

Aw...that's a bummer!!!

That dog must have issues with men carrying deadly "weapons" XD i guess it comes with the territory, and well, with the fact that any four-legged animal doesn't like the idea of getting shot XD (guns should be made illegal around dogs, i kept saying that XD)

I know of a good dry cleaner, who happens to live in the far south (same as my "dealer"? remember him, Descyple? XD). Just wait for his dogs, who will fetch what clothes that seeing eye dog peed on (those dogs are really good with handling clothes, by the way had them handle my clothes for dry cleaning once. It didn't get too many holes that we visible, and the pee stain is definitely gone!!! (replaced by what looks like grimy paw prints i think it made my clothes look more interesting and with more personality!!!) XD

How did a thread about getting phone numbers from women turn into a discussion about dog pee?

I blame it on.............................. Global Warming (and AzureAfire!!!). More so the latter than the former!!!

 

[AzureAfire]

You just described a typical weekend for every Canadian!!!

I really need to fit in that box that will be sent to Canada, as part of the donations to the Outreach for Polar Bear Depression apparently, those bears don't get enough hugs XD i'd do anything for a year-long snow pastry fest!!!

 

[AzureAfire]

How did a thread about getting phone numbers from women turn into a discussion about dog pee?

I blame it on.............................. Global Warming (and AzureAfire!!!). More so the latter than the former!!!

Oh, you know...the dog pee topic isn't getting a lot of rage lately, so i saw it as a noble cause to try and make people more aware (we at the Institute for the Creatively Insane are petitioning for a Dog Pee Awareness Month to be passed then, everyone will be mindful of dog pee at least once a year!!!)

 

[4Hizcall]

I'm asked more online for my phone number. I don't normally give it out

 

[Descyple]

Oh, you know...the dog pee topic isn't getting a lot of rage lately, so i saw it as a noble cause to try and make people more aware (we at the Institute for the Creatively Insane are petitioning for a Dog Pee Awareness Month to be passed then, everyone will be mindful of dog pee at least once a year!!!)

Only one month a year for Dog Pee Awareness??? I don't think I can hold out for that long (pun intended!!!).

 

[AlwaysBlessed]

I am asking women for their phone numbers all the time.
My dentist, my general physician, my professors, etc, even when I don't know them that well!

 

[Descyple]

I am asking women for their phone numbers all the time.
My dentist, my general physician, my professors, etc, even when I don't know them that well!

You are a brave man, AlwaysBlessed.

I once asked my doctor for her personal phone number, but she said she doesn't give it out to patients, then she handed me a full bottle of sleeping pills and told me to take all of them before I went to sleep that night. It was very odd that she prescribed sleeping pills for me since the only reason I was there was to update my address. Weird!!!