>>>wake up 8:30, no alarm
>>>drag self into kitchen to make chili for later in the day
>>>brown ground turkey
>>>add metric buttload of chopped veggies
>>>can of tomato paste, seasonings
>>>open bottle of Guinness Extra Stout, pour roughly 8 oz in pot
>>>stir, tidy up kitchen
>>>get to bottle containing 4 remain ounces of stout
>>>look at clock, 9:07
>>>look at sink
>>>look at bottle
>>>eh...five o'clock somewhere...