Lost my cellphone.
Just recently bought a snazzy phone case for it and it was a replacement phone.
so
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I am definitely not feeling this situation right now.
Thinking I left it at the store the other day, when that one person mumbled something to me that I couldn't really comprehend.
I am not buying a new phone.
I am going to invent a new cell phone if that has to happen.
I am going to go to the rainforest and pick a random fruit off of a tree and smear paint on my face and stand on top of a mountain and wait for lightning to strike it so it gives me all of those great new features, internet, wifi, and all of those fancy apps that I never use.
And then when I'm done, I am going to take a fish, and fillet it's scales and super glue them to the outside of the makeshift phone and it will then have a waterproofing ability.
Then I am going to take a Spanish-English-French-Norwegian- Mandarin-Gaelic Dictionary, and burn it,
and sprinkle the ashes over it and I will have a dictionary app.
Oh the things I would do if I lived off of the land.
But.......
I don't.
And I have to live a life where I have to be thoroughly connected to technology
Or people will think that there's something wrong with me.
I have decided that I will go to the store and embarrass myself now