Someone needs to hire me to test new systems.... I can make anything and everything fail.
I had carpet cleaners over: Tried to pay them via the web.
Webpage took ages to load.
Login took 5-10 minutes
Internet disconnected
Webpage claimed login was incorrect
I logged in again
It told me I had to call the bank to make the transfer
I called the bank. Got disconnected
Once that was sorted I tried calling a job agency that had called me during all of that
Tried three times, got "call canceled".
Now I'm just waiting for my laptop to grow legs and run away
I had carpet cleaners over: Tried to pay them via the web.
Webpage took ages to load.
Login took 5-10 minutes
Internet disconnected
Webpage claimed login was incorrect
I logged in again
It told me I had to call the bank to make the transfer
I called the bank. Got disconnected
Once that was sorted I tried calling a job agency that had called me during all of that
Tried three times, got "call canceled".
Now I'm just waiting for my laptop to grow legs and run away