I tried to post this immediately, but my tablet is in glitch-city today. Maybe all the snow. Or dem gremlins. Anyway...here was my reply a while ago, before you re-posted about hourly rates.......
-I'd do it for free.
Where's that new bum, er,
I mean beau, of yours?
(And you better know I'm just kidding
with you, or I'm coming over there to
smack you upside the head......
Right after I do the dishes)-