Aunt: There's a fly, get the newspaper!
Uncle: You think she knows how to read?
I'll see that joke and raise you.
An elder was visiting his son one Sunday afternoon. Suddenly he said, "Hey son, you got a newspaper?"
His son said, "Dad, please, nobody does newspapers anymore. Here, you can borrow my tablet."
The father took the tablet and walked across the room, and there was a POP sound. Then he handed the tablet back to his son and said, "Thanks son. That fly never knew what hit him."