The cat we're catsitting has a serious grudge against all things terrycloth. He pulls towels off of hooks or out of the closet and proceeds to torture them to death. I tried hanging towels higher up, but he's a huge cat and still gets them. I tried covering clean towels with sheets or blankets in the closet, but he burrows in and pulls the towels out. I tried talking to him about it, but he's a cat and doesn't speak English.
Sometimes, instead of shredding a towel, he'll just drag it to the basement and puke on it. Sometimes, instead of puking on it, he'll bury a corner in the litter box. I tried just giving him his very own towel, an old one, and he won't go near it. I tried giving him a washcloth, but he put it in the food dish and freaked out the other cats.
And he's been rearranging the furniture. There's a cat scratcher tower thing in the hall, neatly tucked into a corner...except since this cat came to stay, the thing is always moved to the middle of the hallway by morning. Sometimes there's a towel on the floor next to it.
I hate cats.