I'm told Santa is not coming back to my country this year so the kids are not going to be particularly pleased this Christmas. last Christmas the cops pulled him over and wrote him a massive ticket.
1. Apparently Rudolphs red nose should be white and must have the correct honeycomb reflective tape.
2. Santa had no reflective triangles. He needs two for his sleigh and one for each reindeer.
3.The Sleigh has no rear number plate light.
4. No working indicator lights.
5 no working windscreen wipers - Santa tried to point out that there was
no windscreen. They wouldn't budge.
6. He had no jack and was not carrying a serviceable spare reindeer - the space-saving
Thompson's Gazelle in his trunk was said to be unacceptable.
7. No fire extinguisher
Santa paid the $330 fine and has not been seen in these parts ever since. With even more stringent traffic regulations in place, his return is unlikely.