Standing in my sister's kitchen, making myself a sandwich for lunch (after consuming one or more cupcakes we made yesterday for my daughter's 1st birthday)...
I laid the bread out on a paper towel, put some mustard on it, then a piece of cheese, then some turkey, then dumped some goldfish crackers on....
and realized my sister was watching me as I smooshed the whole thing together and took a big, crunchy bite.
You know that look people give that clearly means "What is WRONG with you?!"
...yeah, that's the look she gave me.
So, mouth full of tasty sandwich, I looked at her like SHE was the crazy one and said, "What? It's a fish and turkey sammich."
And then I totally ate another cupcake.