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ServantStrike

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p_rehbein said:
While I whole heartedly agree that women are awesome...............let me assure you (from personal experience) the ONE thing the US Army, and Drill Sergeants FEARED MOST was an "angry mother." Trust me, because of angry mothers, Military Regulations have been rewritten, and training methods altered. NEVER underestimate the WRATH of an angry mother.
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Issue a bunch of mothers rifles, and then point to the enemy encampment and say "your son is shacking up with that floozy you don't like, and she's right there."

If that doesn't work tell them "and that floozy said you were a terrible mother."


There, no more terrorists.
 
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didymos

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ServantStrike said:
Issue a bunch of mothers rifles, and then point to the enemy encampment and say "your son is shacking up with that floozy you don't like, and she's right there."

If that doesn't work tell them "and that floozy said you were a terrible mother."


There, no more terrorists.
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they're way ahead of ya

 
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ServantStrike

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didymos said:
they're way ahead of ya

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I guess you should train them first too...

Look at that trigger control... it's horrendous. Every single one of them has their finger on the trigger. That's really stupid. The trigger guard is there for a reason...

Hey lets all march and get riled up and accidentally fire off some rounds in the air that will fall back down and kill someone. While we're at it, let's fire a gun right next to someone else's head in a photo shoot because that's really good for their ears.


Someone needs to teach those women some basic gun safety - like stop shooting people!
 
Lynx

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I'm guessing those toy guns aren't very loud... and the imaginary bullets wouldn't go very high.
 
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ServantStrike

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Lynx said:
I'm guessing those toy guns aren't very loud... and the imaginary bullets wouldn't go very high.
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Those aren't toy guns, they just look like toys because of all the plastic.
 
p_rehbein

p_rehbein

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uh, hmm, if people were perfect, what would they have to confess?

does the "perfect" repent?

so, mayhaps we should cut others some slack for their imperfectness?
 
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ServantStrike

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p_rehbein said:
uh, hmm, if people were perfect, what would they have to confess?

does the "perfect" repent?

so, mayhaps we should cut others some slack for their imperfectness?
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I'm a pretty screwed up individual. I cut people all kinds of slack personally.

The whole judge not lest ye be judged thing is a true story.
 
Lynx

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Looks like the final level in some 2D space shooter game.
 
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