Congratulations! Happy Birthday Saturday! You've reached the stage where Birthday's are beginning to be good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most of them live the longest. Not only that but you've officially crossed that line where you can stop telling people the number and simply say you are getting wiser. It took 25 years to get there, but there ya are congrats! When you get to be my age you reach the point where you get to start telling people the number again, only now you simply go down one each year. That's how senility began, God was upset we were misrepresenting the truth so when the death certificates were saying the victim was 1 and 2 years old He thought, "So, you want to be 1 and 2 huh? Ok, fine I will make it so!"
Ok, 99% of that was a joke. The part that wasn't was the part where I wish you the finest Birthday ever! Happy 26. You forgot to give your address though for the party we are invited to, so here it is all: 2871 SE Jerusalem Deception Island, Antarctica 92202
* Phone number 555-1790 Party starts at around midnight right?!! Smile. Irony would have it that there is actually a Deception Island in Antarctica