ten kinds of people which you must never marry.

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seoulsearch

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yes, like kenthomas and that thing he did that one time. DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN!!!

remember....he did that thing that one time.






**hides and watches**

*Swooping motion with a pencil* CHE--ECKK!!!!

*Promptly checks Catherder off the "Highly Marry-Able People On CC" List.*

*Kenthomas's name remains undisturbed."
 

Lynx

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I was going to make a joke right here but before I could get it typed out my brain swapped it around so I could hear what it would sound like if someone made a crack like that about ME... and I decided not to make it.
 
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kenthomas27

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*Swooping motion with a pencil* CHE--ECKK!!!!

*Promptly checks Catherder off the "Highly Marry-Able People On CC" List.*

*Kenthomas's name remains undisturbed."
I was going to make a joke right here but before I could get it typed out my brain swapped it around so I could hear what it would sound like if someone made a crack like that about ME... and I decided not to make it.
The ghost of "There's nothing undisturbed about Kenthomas" still hovers in the air like low hanging fruit, huh Lynx?
 
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kenthomas27

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yes, like kenthomas and that thing he did that one time. DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN!!!

remember....he did that thing that one time.






**hides and watches**

You're just not going to let that go, are ya. Look - I did the best I could.

To give everybody else a little background Cat had this .....I don't know what it was. It was barely a dog. It had crooked little legs and like a cross between a dachshund and a possum and it was a snarling, drooling freakish mess that sniffed people in horrible places. Well, finally this ....anomaly ....died of old age (it lived to be like 23 or something really bizarre) and Cat hires me to stuff it which I did.

Just like I remember it.....





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seoulsearch

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Funny. It looks totally natural.

Except for the dentures, of course.
 
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jeremyPJ

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thanks for that, but to be clear - my list is not based on any one person...and no. I did not date or marry #8...
My experience with a #8 includes being with a gal who emasculates her man, in front of other less than nice women, much to their delight. And finds it so empowering that it becomes her alter ego, or maybe even her 'new self".

I once heard her proudly say "I like the new me", while being a real pain while we shopped. The poor store worker who got to experience this show looked at me like "you got a real jewel there, didn't you!"

It didn't last much longer after that. Lmbo now...
 
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Susanna

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ME! I'm too lazy scrolling all the way through this thread, and if somebody before me also said "ME" I hereby declare how sorry I am for being such a mean copycat:p.
 
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VioletReigns

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You're just not going to let that go, are ya. Look - I did the best I could.

To give everybody else a little background Cat had this .....I don't know what it was. It was barely a dog. It had crooked little legs and like a cross between a dachshund and a possum and it was a snarling, drooling freakish mess that sniffed people in horrible places. Well, finally this ....anomaly ....died of old age (it lived to be like 23 or something really bizarre) and Cat hires me to stuff it which I did.

Just like I remember it.....





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Call me "gullible".... but I'm crossing my fingers that this story is fiction. :p That Godawful thing looks like something from outta Stephen king's "Pet Sematary"... I'd rebuke it. :rolleyes:
heehee
 
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kenthomas27

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Call me "gullible".... but I'm crossing my fingers that this story is fiction. :p That Godawful thing looks like something from outta Stephen king's "Pet Sematary"... I'd rebuke it. :rolleyes:
heehee
Hey look Violet, I was just starting out when that happened. Besides, I've moved on to more exotic animals now and just recently when I unveiled my latest, a very prominent business man claimed he couldn't tell if it was a polar bear or the governor of Alaska...





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VioletReigns

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kenthomas27, that's hysterical!!! :D

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seoulsearch

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Hey look Violet, I was just starting out when that happened. Besides, I've moved on to more exotic animals now and just recently when I unveiled my latest, a very prominent business man claimed he couldn't tell if it was a polar bear or the governor of Alaska...





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The teeth, Ken, the teeth.

Once again, we must work on the teeth.

Then again... used car salesmen and politicians, for that matter, tend to have shiny bright artificial smiles, so on second though, you could be spot on.
 

Roh_Chris

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Thank you for the list of people I must never marry. That has helped me to narrow down the list to...

NO-ONE.

:rolleyes:
 
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jeremyPJ

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Stan, probably the smartest on his show. Don't ask why I brought him here. Just figured he would enjoy the company of the other dogs. And, he talks.
 
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I won´t marry older (1), taller (2)... Neither hermits!

:)
 
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jeremyPJ

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I wouldn't marry an alien.

Remember the movie with the alien gal that drank battery acid from cars? First kiss might leave a man permanently burned...