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thebabygoose

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that awkward moment when you realize you're zoning out after the teacher asks you a question in front of everybody
 

Descyple

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That awkward moment when.................. you're about to write an "awkward moment" post, but then you get an idea for another post in another thread, and you're torn between which post should be given first priority, and you end up over-analyzing the whole thing and writing out a really long and practically useless post.

Ah forget it. I'm heading over to the "It's A Fail Moment Thread" (wow, how ironic!!!).
 
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Arlene89

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Yesterday morning, my mother walked in on me dancing in my underwear. I didn't have time to explain to her that it was biblical and that I was moving to the worship music blasting out of my headphones. She left the scene, mumbling something like 'Oh, no it's okay, dancing is healthy!'.

I really hope she wasn't thinking that I was practising for my audition to become a stripper or something...
 
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jeremyPJ

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that awkward moment when I was a teen. my mom walked in my room to round up dirty clothes, to find me in my underwear with headphones on, playing air guitar with a baseball bat in front of the mirror! Of course she walked out laughing!
 
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Jesusismyrock

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That awkward moment when you zone out and you are staring at a girls bottom and you had no clue until someone caught you!
Embarassing... :/
 

Fenner

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After you're done grocery shopping, you walk out to your car and see all of the snow stuck I'm the tire wheel. You start kicking the snow o of, look up and realize it's not your car, there is a person in the car looking at you like your probably some insane maniac .

You then walk as fast as you can to your car and leave as quickly as possible. There are way to many navy blue Chevy impalas.
 
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Jullianna

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That awkward moment when someone is ashamed to say "Merry Christmas" but expects to celebrate it anyway.
 
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That awkward moment when someone comes over and notices that all of the Christmas cards proudly displayed on the sofa table were actually addressed to the elderly lady who lived in the house before you did.
 
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MissCris

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That awkward moment when you fall off of the porch, trying to hang stupid Christmas decorations without a ladder, and flop around in the snow trying to figure out what just happened...
And your neighbor is walking by, and slows down to stare at you, before ducking his head and hurrying along.
 
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Hellooo

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You're driving and a huge spider starts crawling across the windshield...and you realize it's on the INSIDE of your windshield. I could not get off the highway fast enough.

You give away a sweater to your younger sister only to receive a text a few days later of her boyfriend dressed up in said sweater for a work Christmas party, and a text that he's getting a lot of compliments on it. Not sure if it's more awkward that she regifted it so quickly or that he's pulling off a lady sweater.
 
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MissCris

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That awkward moment when you realize that you have washed- and dried- your husband's iPod because it was in his pocket.
*sigh*
That explains the clunking noise the dryer was making...
 

rachelsedge

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That awkward moment when you use a new razor to shave your legs and you nick yourself and don't realize it until you look down later and it looks like you're bleeding out.

Seriously, why do the tiniest cuts bleed so much and not stop? I'm not even trying to be metophorical (though it could certainly work that way).

Probably TMI. Oh well.
 

Pipp

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That awkward moment when you're at work and you have to pee realllly bad and you go to the bathroom and the toilet is stopped up and full of coleslaw..... no... I'm not making this up.... it really happened to me. :/
 
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ServantStrike

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That awkward moment when you're at work and you have to pee realllly bad and you go to the bathroom and the toilet is stopped up and full of coleslaw..... no... I'm not making this up.... it really happened to me. :/

Cole slaw?

Was there a panini maker on the counter? Was this the deli at a bathroom (didn't type that wrong either)?

Yes, because it's always important to have a bathroom that doubles a deli. But that would get shut down by the health board very quickly, and I would applaud that decision.
 

Pipp

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Cole slaw?

Was there a panini maker on the counter? Was this the deli at a bathroom (didn't type that wrong either)?

Yes, because it's always important to have a bathroom that doubles a deli. But that would get shut down by the health board very quickly, and I would applaud that decision.

Hahaha yep cole slaw.... no panini maker and definitely not a deli. I work with 2 mentally disabled young ladies... it was easier to dump it it the toilet than take it outside I suppose.

I also would applaud the closing of a restroom deli :p
 
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ServantStrike

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Hahaha yep cole slaw.... no panini maker and definitely not a deli. I work with 2 mentally disabled young ladies... it was easier to dump it it the toilet than take it outside I suppose.

I also would applaud the closing of a restroom deli :p

But I'm sure you would not applaud the closing of a deli restroom.


Employees must wash hands before returning to work!



But not there... those people use what appears to be garden faucet. Weirdos.
 

Pipp

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But I'm sure you would not applaud the closing of a deli restroom.


Employees must wash hands before returning to work!



But not there... those people use what appears to be garden faucet. Weirdos.
This is the weirdest rest room deli ever !
 

Immawildthing

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That awkward moment when you're sitting in church and suddenly you get the urge to have a good cry, just to let stuff out, so you can return to normal; and you make a mad search around the building trying to find a breakdown room, only to find the room the mothers take their fussy babies to... I ended up having to restrain my sobs.

Another awkward moment was also at church, and my cousin was carrying my baby. Someone who hadn't seen my cousin in a while asked if I was the Mrs.
 

Pipp

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That awkward moment when.... While shopping in Walmart of all places a very very old man stops me and says ... ooooooohhhh look at you looking good.... mmmm.. look at all that.. you nice looking young lady. .. While looking me up and down.... and the awkward moment when my face turns as red as the hoodie I'm wearing and I can't think of anything to say so I stutter something unintelligible and quickly walk away....