that awkward moment when...

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Jilly81

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... you click a random two-year-old page from the awkward thread and "like" some posts :)
 

Lynx

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Sorry to disappoint you higrace, but that will never happen. As a child I would read a book while walking to school. This background has prepared me unexpectedly well for modern life with smartphones.
 
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Darn it. I was so hopeful too. LOL

Sorry to disappoint you higrace, but that will never happen. As a child I would read a book while walking to school. This background has prepared me unexpectedly well for modern life with smartphones.
 

Lynx

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What, you don't have DownThemAll? :p
 
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Susanna

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When you're trying to make jimmy green fetch you an ID10T form, and he's actually spending two hours looking for the form.
 
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That awkward moment when your great wisdom to shatter the world got miss-spelled and
the double negative means you are saying the opposite of what you meant, and the bdf
time limit of 5 minutes has gone and forever this statement will reside.......

And then you realise you posted it in the wrong thread....dohhhhh
 

Lynx

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Well that's your fault for posting in the BDF. Stay in Singles Forum, it's safer here. :p
 
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renewed_hope

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I am out in public whether it be the store or work and some random stranger grabs my hand and compliments how beautiful it is and where I got them. Makes me wonder where the nearest hand sanitizer is :confused:
 
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I am out in public whether it be the store or work and some random stranger grabs my hand and compliments how beautiful it is and where I got them. Makes me wonder where the nearest hand sanitizer is :confused:
yea that's pretty bizarre, you must have amazing hands then or just encounter alota weirdos. lol
 
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Hellooo

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When someone with questionable grooming habits brings homemade brownies to work
 

Lynx

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When a professional gossip starts complaining about how much gossip is floating around. Soooo tempting to say something, but I know I shouldn't...
 
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When you say something that has been told to you about a situation, and just
after you mention it, you realise it effects the people you are talking to. Opps.
 
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renewed_hope

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Your boss's husband hands you a letter and in it states they are giving you a weeks paid vacation effective immediately :eek:
 

shineyourlight

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*asks my 3-year old student who's wearing a shirt with a chick and a magnet*

Me: Are you a chick magnet?
Him: Yes, I am a chick maggot.
 
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NoNameMcgee

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oooo i got one

the last time i actually tried to flirt


almost two years ago

i work in a factory with mainly spanish speaking people
and even though im puerto rican my spanish is terrible


well a new girl started workin at my plant
and someone came up to me and told me they think she likes me a few days after she started

i didnt pay what he said much attention
then within a week or two i had multiple people (who speak spanish and english) mention to me i should speak,with her i started paying more attention

and she did look my way and smile a lot
sooo i started gettin in my head a little bit about it

i knew she only spoke spanish
so i looked up on google translate how to say somethin along the lines of "hey, im jaime.. i noticed you lookin my way a lot lately and wanted to say you have a very pretty smile.... are you single?"

well after i practiced it a couple times i started to walk her way with a bunch of confidence totally ready for anything

but my factory is kinda big and she looked my way as i approached and i started messing it up in my head

by the time i made it to her and gave my best attempt at spanish

what came out was along the lines of "good afternoon my name is jaime i see my smile is very pretty *gibberish in any language for a second* single?"


we awkwardly stared at eachother for a bit in silence

went back to my machine, pulled my phone out
saw how bad i messed up and that she wasnt bein a jerk

theeen i never spoke to her again


keep in mind

even if she DID reply

i wouldnt have understood her....


no idea what got into me (._.')
 

Huglife

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That awkward moment when you've waited about 3 hours to install that mod and then it says that This operation cannot be completed.
 
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NoNameMcgee

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lol when you go shopping

spend 40 minutes pickin everything you want


wait in line

see an attractive cashier


reach for your wallet......



and notice you left it at home