that awkward moment when...

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Someone tells you that you remind them of their dead friend.
 

melita916

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when your boss comes into your office and starts throwing things in the trash and says he's gonna put you on that one show cuz you don't throw things away.

multiple times through my time here, he asks me why we need to keep boxes. i said, "you never know when you need one!"

yesterday, he threw them away. i repeated my quote.

10 mins later, he was looking for boxes.

"what did i just say, boss!"
 
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A woman from Columbia in your knitting group makes a statement that we better all go on a shopping binge because prices are about to skyrocket as soon we will only be able to buy merchandise made in America.

I say absent mindedly " I don't mind paying more for made in America products"

She drops her needles and goes into a rant about how Americans won't do those jobs because they are all lazy etc.

It went downhill from there
 

Lynx

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At the risk of sounding totally evil... those people can be fun. So easy to tweak. :D

Not that I would ever intentionally goad such a person just for amusement, of course...
 

cinder

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That awkward moment when you have to help a caller troubleshoot why some of their pictures of various electrical lighting circuitry parts, are tripping the e-mail spam filter as suspected pornography. (apparently there's a 93% probablity that some parts in your lights are pornagraphic).
 

Lynx

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BOL! Thank you cinder. I just came in from a rough day at work and that was a great thing to read. :cool:
 
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Why are you people so fun of using so deep words I can not understand??? :mad: My google line might crash down anytime now due to overuse... :(
 
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The Gospel of Jesus the Christ

The gospel of Jesus the Christ is the good news.
The good news of grace and truth made known to this world through
the Holy Ghost by the name above all names Jesus the Christ the first born of God
the Son of the living God the son of man given birth by woman to which came from man.

For it is written in the Holy Bible...
the scriptures of truth inspired by God.

In the beginning was the Word
and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
The same was in the beginning with God.
All things were made by him;
and without him was not any thing made that was made.

He came unto his own, and his own received him not.
But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God,

Which were born of God.

Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin;
for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin,
because he is born of God.

We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not;
but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself,
and that wicked one toucheth him not.

Have you received the Word?

If you will receive the Word
God will give you power to become a son of God.
And if you become a son of God by that power
You will become born of God.

And if you become born of God
You will cease from doing sin.

If we say we have sin and say we are born of God
then we deceive ourselves and the truth is not in us.

When Christians tell you they still sin and are born of God...
they are liars. They are not born of God.

When preachers tell you
that even though you are born of God you will still sin....
they are liars. You are not born of God.

For it is written...

Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin;
for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin,
because he is born of God.

We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not;
but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself,
and that wicked one toucheth him not.

Satan never wants you to believe or know
that by grace through faith in Jesus Christ
you can become born of God and never
commit another sin.

The reason Christians do not want to believe they can
live without committing sin is because they love there sins
more than God.

That is what it is all about.

The love of sin vs the love of God.
 

mailmandan

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That awkward moment when QuikSand tried to once again peddle his false doctrine of sinless perfection on CC and got banned, AGAIN! :eek:
 

Lynx

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Aug 13, 2014
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The awkward moment when people run up ten pages on a thread arguing about whether somebody is or is not a troll. :rolleyes:
 

Lynx

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Correction: Eleven pages now.
 

mailmandan

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Pipp

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Georgia
That awkward moment when..... half way through washing your hair you notice you still have socks on.....in the shower
 

Lynx

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Ah good, I'm not the only one. More than once I have stepped in the shower and only noticed I was still wearing glasses when the water streamed over them and blinded me.
 
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The awkward moment I held a whole conversation with someone, who I thought I knew, about how I knew them....and then realized, I had no idea who they are.