But it was too late - the "evil ruler" had already found them. Of course, the Great Chieftain of Mosestaria was not really an "evil ruler". Rulers are used for measuring the length of things, and the Great Chieftain of Mosestaria just happened to be a little longer than most. So not really evil... Just large feet.
Anyway, it had been a mistake for the intrepid Miss Jenny to involve the services of Mr Kissinger. Mr Kissinger was an ageing geriatric, who had only risen to the political heights he had previously risen to because of great wealth, and similar to the fundamental principles of a sewerage system, the most undesirable elements in such systems tend to float to the top.
Anyhoo, one of the well-dressed bogans on guard duty in the secret bunker in the Mosestarian sector of Antarctica - specially trained by Tziporah herself - quickly identified Mr Kissinger as an interloper, given that his pal George Sore-oss was getting pretty strapped for cash with all the lawyers he was paying to indict Trump - and hadn't shouted Mr Kissinger a decent disguise. The guard bogan had intended to let Miss Jenny go, given her almost-magical, blazing red hair and general good looks, but because she was with Mr Kissinger, decided that he should play it safe and turn them both in.
When the two interlopers were brought before the Great Chieftain of Mosestaria in his throne-room, he smiled a broad smile, and Miss Jenny noticed a gold tooth that blinked in the Antarctican sunlight, as if to say "Welcome to the Mosestarian sector of Antarctica (again), Miss Jenny".
Miss Jenny watched in horror as the Great Chieftain of Mosestaria twirled his mustache victoriously, and calmly ordered for the disintegration of her overpaid, war-criminal companion. Two highly trained bogan guards focused their disintegrater rays upon Henry, and with a high-pitched shriek of terror that would make even the most lilly-livered lady cringe with shame for her cowardice, Mr Kissinger was disintegrated. All that remained was a steaming, brown pile of obnoxious-smelling material, which the bogan cleaners quickly cleaned up with heavy-duty disinfectant and flushed down the nearest toilet.
"So we meet again, Miss Jenny?" the Chieftain asked cheerfully.
Miss Jenny wasn't sure if it was a question or a statement.
"Tea or coffee?" asked the Great Chieftain, as he gestured to Miss Jenny to accompany him to a nearby table.
"You disintegrated my assistant!" she exclaimed indignantly at the Chieftain, her hands on her hips, her lips quivering just a little at the unexpected loss.
The Great Chieftain shrugged. "He was a war criminal... And there was quite the bounty on his head."
Before Miss Jenny could respond, another face she recognised entered into the Great Chieftain's throne room. It was the face of a man she had previously grown to love... But this time, he looked somewhat different. He was shirtless, and his muscles seemed larger, stronger, more masculine than before. She supposed he might even be the most beautiful man in the cosmos.
"Charles..." Miss Jenny managed to whisper, as her heart skipped several beats.