things every woman wants to hear

[kodiak]

Oh, boy! My grandpa did that for my grandma over fifteen years ago and he bought the top of the line vacuum and he spent $1500 on it. When it was delivered and he gave it to her, I have never seen a bigger argument in my life and off the new vacuum went to the garage and there it stayed.

I understand where you are coming from though and it is a nice gesture.

That is almost as bad as buying your wife a treadmill for Christmas...(I know someone who did this...)

 

[cmarieh]

That is almost as bad as buying your wife a treadmill for Christmas...(I know someone who did this...)

It would be different if they were either a person who enjoys cleaning, like me I would love a brand new vacuum or someone who is very active and has a gym membership then I could see it as being practical.

 

[kodiak]

It would be different if they were either a person who enjoys cleaning, like me I would love a brand new vacuum or someone who is very active and has a gym membership then I could see it as being practical.

I can see it as being practical under those circumstances, but the guy shot himself in the foot when he said, "it looked like you needed a treadmill."
I haven't seen him in a while, I wonder if he is ok...

 

[skylove7]

Little love notes hidden, where you know the girl will find them is beautiful.

 

[MollyConnor]

"I love you!"
Every woman wants to hear that one!

 

[Shouryu]

That is almost as bad as buying your wife a treadmill for Christmas...(I know someone who did this...)

Indeed, the poorest of moves.

As we all know, I would buy my wife a squat rack.




But like any poor gift giver, it wouldn't really be just for her. It would really be a gift for me. As they say, the couple that squats together, stays together. (Brings a new meaning to "joined at the hips.")

 

[zeroturbulence]

Indeed, the poorest of moves.

As we all know, I would buy my wife a squat rack.




But like any poor gift giver, it wouldn't really be just for her. It would really be a gift for me. As they say, the couple that squats together, stays together. (Brings a new meaning to "joined at the hips.")

I would buy my wife a personal trainer, but a um.. female personal trainer. (I don't want to take any chances, right?)


(Tarzan and Jane from the Disney movie)

 

[cmarieh]

I want to be the answer to his mother's prayer over her sons life. Much like this song shown below:

[video=youtube;qRaPcF_dKlA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRaPcF_dKlA[/video]

 

[Agricola]

Darling, I have arranged for you to have a weekend with your mother while I will have my mates around to watch the match.

 

[jeremyPJ]

her friends and family telling her "we all approve of your new man...great guy!

 

[maxwel]

Little love notes hidden, where you know the girl will find them is beautiful.

Great idea.

I think I'd hide the notes all around the vacuum cleaner.

 

[ServantStrike]

Indeed, the poorest of moves.

As we all know, I would buy my wife a squat rack.




But like any poor gift giver, it wouldn't really be just for her. It would really be a gift for me. As they say, the couple that squats together, stays together. (Brings a new meaning to "joined at the hips.")

They DO stay together. Lifting (especially squats or dead lifts) with a spouse is like... on my bucket list. I'd be in pinch me I'm dreaming territory.

This post gives me hope though. I'm not the only one who's crazy enough to do this sort of thing.

 

[MrsRoseTreasure]

Here's another tricky question that women ask us. If we tell you that we had met one of our female friends/colleagues over lunch/coffee, your next question would be "Is she pretty?"

How do we answer that? If we say she is, then all hell will break loose. If we say she is not, then you say that we are lying.

I don't know. I don't understand this question at all. It seems to be a backhanded attempt at a compliment, but it's hard to tell.

Whenever I've asked the question, I wanted to know if he thought she was pretty because I am interested in what he thinks is pretty, and/or I might be interested in trying to emulate the look, but I only remember asking a few times. I usually have better questions to ask.

 

[zaoman32]

Again...I profess my shock at people taking this thread far more seriously than it ever had any intention of being.

 

[mailmandan]

I'm sorry sweetheart. I was wrong.

 

[p_rehbein]

I'm sorry sweetheart, Dan was wrong..........you are fat

 

[Blain]

I'm sorry sweetheart, Dan was wrong..........you are fat

guys I am here to report P Rebein is no longer with us. because he told his wife/girlfriend she was fat a loud commotion was heard the nieghbors called 911 and a body was found. there is no finger prints on the weapon used( a frying pan of course) and the wife claims a man broke and did it she gave exact details to the apparent murderer and there was not enough evidence to proof the spouce did it however this case is still under investigation.


This just turned into csi ppl:b

 

[p_rehbein]

guys I am here to report P Rebein is no longer with us. because he told his wife/girlfriend she was fat a loud commotion was heard the nieghbors called 911 and a body was found. there is no finger prints on the weapon used( a frying pan of course) and the wife claims a man broke and did it she gave exact details to the apparent murderer and there was not enough evidence to proof the spouce did it however this case is still under investigation.



This just turned into csi ppl:b

Wasn't talking about my sweetheart..............wuz talking about Dan's.............OH, wait, MAYBE a mailmandan broke in and didmein.............Hmm

 

[kodiak]

Great idea.

I think I'd hide the notes all around the vacuum cleaner.

just be careful with what the note says.....she may catch your hair in the vacuum.....my sister caught her own hair in the vacuum before....that was interesting...

Wasn't talking about my sweetheart..............wuz talking about Dan's.............OH, wait, MAYBE a mailmandan broke in and didmein.............Hmm

Want me to look into the case?

 

[Nemakiza]

Darling, will you buy me that beautiful dress we saw in the fashion show?, I love it.