Things NOT to say on your first date....

[morefaithrequired]

I'm a Repulican too. Wife is a Democrat.

good luck with that one

 

[BrotherMike]

good luck with that one

It’s a good thing there won’t be politics in Heaven. Eternal thinking > earthly thinking

 

[1christian1]

I’m a republican. How do you align with the Red states?

Well it would probably depend on how the date was going. If good, I could possibly become a republican for a day or so. LOL...

 

[GaryA]

There is no point in a second date with a liberal.

There is no point in a first date with a liberal.

 

[morefaithrequired]

This is a great restaurant. Ive been here many times with my previous girlfriend.

 

[morefaithrequired]

I dont mind sharing the bill. In fact if you could pay more than half, I'd be over the moon!

 

[morefaithrequired]

I brought my gun with me just in case.

 

[morefaithrequired]

My ex wife loved my jokes. Do you?

 

[GaryA]

This is a great restaurant. Ive been here many times with my previous girlfriend.

You may as well take it up a notch...

This is a great restaurant. Ive been here many times with my girlfriend.

 

[morefaithrequired]

I didnt bring much money with me. How about you?

 

[Susanna]

I didnt bring much money with me. How about you?

That’s fraud! I thought I was getting a free lunch.

 

[Lynx]

Thing not to say on ANY date: "I gotta leave my phone out on the table so I can watch the game while we eat."

I don't care if it's your favorite team playing the Super Bowl.

Now the commercials on the other hand... you could make a whole date night out of watching a website that collects and replays the commercials after the game.

 

[zeroturbulence]

Want to see my spider collection?

 

[Dino246]

Thing not to say on ANY date: "I gotta leave my phone out on the table so I can watch the game while we eat."

I don't care if it's your favorite team playing the Super Bowl.

Now the commercials on the other hand... you could make a whole date night out of watching a website that collects and replays the commercials after the game.

Anyone foolish enough to schedule a date during the Superbowl should be avoided... unless the planned activity is watching the game.

 

[JustEli]

All of my relationships ended horribly, I'm not sure why, and cannot find a common denominator in any of them.

 

[morefaithrequired]

Im married but lets just pretend Im single for this date.

 

[ArtsieSteph]

Hey how many times have you seen (enter totally obscure and possibly weird movie here)?

 

[Pipp]

I have a few tux in my car... care to come try one on... do you prefer traditional wedding cake or something a little crazy ?

 

[Susanna]

Do you speak French? No? Good! Here, please, now you just say “yes” when this nice gentleman, who’s wearing a dress, I have brought with me is speaking to you in French. Okay? Then I will say “yes”. Good?

 

[MegMarch]

Would you like to reenact Romeo and Juliet? Pretty please. Just this once?