For reasons I have yet to fathom or explain, I for one, only found Orlando Bloom attractive as the elf in the Lord of the Rings movies. So, if the poor bloke were to ask me out on a date, I would have to tell him, "Sorry, babe, only if you wear the blond wig, blue contacs, and elf ears... don't forget the elf ears, please. That completes the entire look." Yup, I know, I'm picky!! (You know how the secular world says to spice up your love life by having the person dress up in a costume... does this count?)