Okay, the following is my attempt at a mash-up. Everything is a topic, except a slight modification inside the brackets[].
A Letter For My Future Husband:
Hello,
just wanted to say hi
I have a question? Is there something wrong with me? The words of "others" Don't Like my posting. then Ignore me. Something Odd about me - is this bad?
It's like... uhhh. eerrr... something really... gaaagh!
I'm mad, I hate it when[ ____________ . (fill in the blank), I'm] being ignored...what to do?
Subtle ways to let someone know you are NOT interested!
I Don't Want to be an Old Maid!!!
Never Do This! Never Do This! Never Do This!
Answers please!!
Sorry, Can I start again? Let's have a normal conversation, A thread we can all agree on!
How do you feel about... Date night. Pizza! Sushi! Cheesecake! Chocolate! And other delicious stuff.
At the end of the day, I love You
This is my goodbye