Tommy, troll my bridge. Ask me riddles.

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Jennie-Mae

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#84
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
Cuz an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
 

Tommy379

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#85
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
 
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Jennie-Mae

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#86
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
He wrote “your exact weight”? Lol
 

Tommy379

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#87
I have two legs, but they only touch the ground while I'm at rest. What am I?
 

zeroturbulence

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#89
Riddles are stupid (n) (except for Jesus's riddles/parables)
 

zeroturbulence

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#91
Riddles are stupid because a lot of the people who write them don't care if the answer doesn't really fit the question.
 

Mel85

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#93
Easy one.

Two trains going at full speed in the same direction. Same tracks. Same time (8:00). Same location. Same destination. But they don’t collide.

Why?