Ugly, Wisebeardman, Tintin...beardy folks in general...

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Tintin

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I don't do anything special. I just use soap and water when I shower daily and I trim and comb my beard.
 

Oncefallen

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For the past 30 or so years I've always had some sort of facial hair going, literally no one has seen my upper lip since high school. I've never done anything special other than regular trimming/combing.
 
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Shouryu

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And post some pics for the girls. For some reason girls seem to like seeing pictures of scruff. There was even a thread about it in another christian forum. Beats me why...
Nah. I only post pics of myself if they're guaranteed a laugh.


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Grow some muscles instead. Trust me. ;)
Oh, I've grown some muscles. But I've always wanted to do the fu-manchu. Figured why not now?

Oh, yes! They're PERFECT for storing things! Guns, food, you name it!
Guess I'd better hurry up and get that CCL I've been procrastinating on. ^_^
 

MartyrNdaMaKn

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No problem with beard maintenance here, since I can't grow one.. So baby face is the way I roll.
 
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jeremyPJ

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I just shampoo mine while I'm washing my hair. But in the winter months I have to use dandruff shampoo, for some reason.
 
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Gandalf

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I used to have back hair, but I shaved it all off, because one day I woke up and got out of bed and immediately went outside (shirtless) to get the newspaper at my front door, and apparently my back hair was all matted down in weird patterns resembling crop circles.

At that very moment a group of UFO enthusiasts happened to walk by my house and saw my back and took photos of it and sent those pictures to NASA as proof that aliens exist and are indeed visiting our planet.

Even though I shaved off all my back hair, the UFO enthusiasts camp out on my from lawn holding up signs that say "We Still Believe"
(Twisting my thumbs with an evil laugh) So that is where you live :)
 

Nautilus

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Yes!! Then celebrate Groom It December!!!! ;)
Lies its actually keep growing your decembeard followed by januhairy and februhairy. Eventually I will have a beard related name for every month and no man will ever need to shave again.

This has the bonus effect of weeding out people who dont like beards from the gene pool.
 

gypsygirl

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And post some pics for the girls. For some reason girls seem to like seeing pictures of scruff. There was even a thread about it in another christian forum. Beats me why...

i hate to break it to you, but it's the man that makes the scruff, and not the other way around.

facial hair is ONLY attractive when it's attached to a guy that has already been identified as such for other, more relevant, and far more compelling factors. : )
 
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MissCris

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I've been trying to grow a fu-manchu for over ten years. May you be far more successful in your attempt than I have been.


 
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smilesaj

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#30
When a man has an unruly beard it automatically makes me think of him as like Elijah!!! Not sure why...maybe because he was wild and hid from Jezebel, so I assume he didn't shave.

Do I even need to mention Duck Dynasty?

Beards are in...they are great...if you can grow it...do it!
 

Lynx

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i hate to break it to you, but it's the man that makes the scruff, and not the other way around.

facial hair is ONLY attractive when it's attached to a guy that has already been identified as such for other, more relevant, and far more compelling factors. : )
Well shoot, that leaves me out. I'm a nerd. I can make your computer do what you want it to do, I can make soundtracks and I can do wizard things with audio editing, but I'm far from being one of those guys you mentioned who has already been identified as "such" for other, more relevant and far more compelling factors.
 
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GaryA

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I don't do anything special. I just use soap and water when I shower daily and I trim and comb my beard.
same here

daily shower

soap and water

trim with scissors

:)
 
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Hey! I'm beardy folk!

There's beards and then there is unruly 'homeless man' beards. Don't be the second. Don't skimp on man product. I am sure there are 'gentlemens' guide to facial hair websites out there. Facial hair is great! Moustaches are not.
I beg to differ.

 
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BananaPie

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#34
Well, dear ones, I cannot grow a beard. Bummer!

...that's why God granted me to marry a Moose with a heavenly beard. :D

Okay, so my Moosey showers and washes his beard with Irish Spring soap on a daily basis.
He trims "my beard" about once a week; the rest of the time, I kiss the blessed
nice, clean-cut, jolly beard. :p

Okay, TMI.
:rolleyes:
 
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BugeyeSTi

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For the past 30 or so years I've always had some sort of facial hair going, literally no one has seen my upper lip since high school. I've never done anything special other than regular trimming/combing.
Challenge accepted. ;)
 

Pipp

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Im so offended no one ask me for my expert advice....

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Descyple

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Im so offended no one ask me for my expert advice....

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Oh great, a woman can grow a beard better than I can!!!

I'm going to cry in the corner now and incorrectly quote the Scarecrow from Oz by quietly singing "If I Only Had A Beard"