Christmas is pagan! Easter is pagan! Halloween... don't get me STARTED on that! EVERYTHING IS PAGAN! IF YOU CELEBRATE ANYTHING YOU ARE A HERETIC AND WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!
There. Now that we have that out of our collective systems... Happy Valentine's Day y'all. Or as we single people say, happy Single Awareness Day. Because this is the one day that single people get the most flak about being single. But there's chocolate all over the place so it's all good.
There. Now that we have that out of our collective systems... Happy Valentine's Day y'all. Or as we single people say, happy Single Awareness Day. Because this is the one day that single people get the most flak about being single. But there's chocolate all over the place so it's all good.
*will happily call myself a heretical heathen for the sake of chocolate..