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seoulsearch

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Oh, Ms. Kim, it is not crass to say hot dog :)

It is just that, a hot dog (a wiener in a bun) is what one eats when no mac and cheese is handy to enjoy the Oscar Mayer wiener with :D Now there's the real tragedy :eek:


Ok.

Now I am officially distracted by wieners, sausage dogs, and mac'n'cheese.

What the hee haw was this thread about again??? :confused:
 

Tommy379

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How do y'all feel about bratwurst? I'm about to grill some for lunch.
 

seoulsearch

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Maybe from now on, I'd better make sure my wieners are all gender-neutral.
Must... resist... must... zip... lips...
Hey now...

I blame it all on Saturn.

She's the one who said she wasn't (definitively) saying if the wiener in question was male or not.

Don't worry, Saturn, I'm going to tell HIM that. ;)

(I totally got your back.) <3
 

seoulsearch

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How do y'all feel about bratwurst? I'm about to grill some for lunch.
Just make sure mine doesn't have a gender, and you're on.

(I insist all my food be politically correct.)
 
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Susanna

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Hey now...

I blame it all on Saturn.

She's the one who said she wasn't (definitively) saying if the wiener in question was male or not.

Don't worry, Saturn, I'm going to tell HIM that. ;)

(I totally got your back.) <3
Wieners are...uh...sometimes I feel CC is putting a ban on my...eh...colorful language...a mod once (pun intended) moderated my post and said it was "totally inappropriate"...and I was just being my usual self...uh...so I ain't gonna say one word on those wiener...wursts...haha
 

seoulsearch

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I can't help it :eek: I'm laughing :D

Thanks y'all, for the early morning giggles :)

[SUB][/SUB]

Uh oh

You caught me.

Somehow, Lady Magenta just found my baby picture. :(
 

seoulsearch

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Hey now...

I blame it all on Saturn.

She's the one who said she wasn't (definitively) saying if the wiener in question was male or not.

Don't worry, Saturn, I'm NOT going to tell HIM that. ;)

(I totally got your back.) <3
Argh.

Hate it when I have to self-mod my own posts due to my own clumsiness. :rolleyes:
 

Tommy379

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Wieners are...uh...sometimes I feel CC is putting a ban on my...eh...colorful language...a mod once (pun intended) moderated my post and said it was "totally inappropriate"...and I was just being my usual self...uh...so I ain't gonna say one word on those wiener...wursts...haha
Would you like a bratwurst? They're plumper and juicier then just a wiener.
 

Tommy379

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Just make sure mine doesn't have a gender, and you're on.

(I insist all my food be politically correct.)
They're generic store brand, so it should be ok.
 
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Susanna

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Would you like a bratwurst? They're plumper and juicier then just a wiener.
How politically correct is a bratwurst?

I'm like Seoulsearch, everything must be PC.


Lol
 
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Susanna

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It's not.... they are German expatriates.
Sounds expanding...


I really should be deleting this post.

Haha

Sometimes I'm wondering whether they'll ban me or not before my five years anniversary on here.
 
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seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
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As much as I'd love to throw in a couple of jokes...

I think this is the part where I'm going to have to become a vegetarian... before I get banned.
 
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Susanna

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As much as I'd love to throw in a couple of lines...

I think this is the part where I'm going to have to become a vegetarian... before I get banned.
Unfortunately I'm the kind of person that throws in a couple of lines without thinking.
 

seoulsearch

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Once upon a time, THIS is what the Singles forum used to be.

Lots of people good-naturedly bantering back and forth constantly, side-splitting laughter with threads going all over the place, jokes and just a whole lot of fun, but yet there were serious discussions about life and God and genuine support when someone had a problem, too.

Thank you all for this morning--it was really great to have some of that back, even just for an hour or two, and I really hope that maybe we'll see more of it in the future. :)

God bless, have a great day, and thank you!!! <3<3<3
 
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Miri

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Just to say I’m looking for a billion pounds, a large mansion, swimming pool,
large grounds, boat, private helicopter, a couple of red setters, maid etc.

Can anyone offer that :p
What do you have for the wealthy man?

Me of course, im house trained and I don’t nag. I will even leave the toilet seat up!
 

Tommy379

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Sounds expanding...


I really should be deleting this post.

Haha

Sometimes I'm wondering whether they'll ban me or not before my five years anniversary on here.
Like all sausages, they plump when you cook them.





I don't think this kind of banter is bad, or warrants a moderation. This is just the stuff that comes to mind when you've been single awhile.
 

Tommy379

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Me of course, im house trained and I don’t nag. I will even leave the toilet seat up!
I'm looking at your little picture to the left...... will you bring the honey?