Hey Pipp, where ARE you??????
Anywho, got some more:
What if Johnny Lee couldn't hear a heart break?
What if Boyz II Men hadn't come to the end of the road?
What if Jimmy Buffett hadn't found his cheeseburger in paradise?
What if the welder's son and banker's daughter hadn't settled down in Oklahoma?
What if Cow Patti hadn't arrived in town on a moped she called "Flame"?
What if we stopped forwarding stuff to Weird Al Yankovic?
What if Peg never smiled for the camera?
What if Kenny Loggins was somebody's fool?
What if Surface didn't get showered with love?
What if nobody wanted to rule the world?
What if Aerosmith didn't dream on?
Or the Oak Ridge Boys, for that matter?
What if Alabama didn't go as far as forever?
What if Pat Benatar had been knocked down by someone's best shot?