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I don't flirt anymore. Apparently people be thinking I want to marry them, and make passionate love to them, which I'm probably one of the best at. An expert, with a true, natural, God given talent.
It was pointed out that I was causing countless women distress, elevated heartrate, twitterpation. I am now in retirement. I promise, I thought I had flirted with only a very few females, that I thought I would get along with. I meant nothing nefarious by anything I have previously stated. It's a curse that my presence, smile, and greeting has caused so many to fall victim to heartbreak. This is the shame I must live with, being the world's sexiest man.
It was pointed out that I was causing countless women distress, elevated heartrate, twitterpation. I am now in retirement. I promise, I thought I had flirted with only a very few females, that I thought I would get along with. I meant nothing nefarious by anything I have previously stated. It's a curse that my presence, smile, and greeting has caused so many to fall victim to heartbreak. This is the shame I must live with, being the world's sexiest man.
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@justpassinthrough
More interesting narrative
PARABLE OF THE LOST SHEEP:
"The parable shares themes of loss, searching, and rejoicing with the Parable of the Lost Coin.[1] The lost sheep or coin represents a lost human being.
As in the analogy of the Good Shepherd, Jesus is the shepherd, thus identifying himself with the image of God as a shepherd searching for stray sheep in Ezekiel Ezekiel 34:11–16.[1] Joel B. Green writes that "these parables are fundamentally about God, ... their aim is to lay bare the nature of the divine response to the recovery of the lost."[2]
The rejoicing of the shepherd with his friends represents God rejoicing with the angels. The image of God rejoicing at the recovery of lost sinners contrasts with the criticism of the religious leaders which prompted the parable.[2]"
More interesting narrative
PARABLE OF THE LOST SHEEP:
"The parable shares themes of loss, searching, and rejoicing with the Parable of the Lost Coin.[1] The lost sheep or coin represents a lost human being.
As in the analogy of the Good Shepherd, Jesus is the shepherd, thus identifying himself with the image of God as a shepherd searching for stray sheep in Ezekiel Ezekiel 34:11–16.[1] Joel B. Green writes that "these parables are fundamentally about God, ... their aim is to lay bare the nature of the divine response to the recovery of the lost."[2]
The rejoicing of the shepherd with his friends represents God rejoicing with the angels. The image of God rejoicing at the recovery of lost sinners contrasts with the criticism of the religious leaders which prompted the parable.[2]"
He probably thinks that you're flirting with him now. 
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