What Makes A Persons Dateable/Non Dateable???

[Descyple]

Oooh, this is a fun thread.

I know a woman is dateable when..................... she likes my idea for a thread!!!

Hey Grace-Like-Rain, how you doin???

 

[Coil]

A man is dateable if...he always has food he will share (I feel like I need to eat at least once per waking hour! Haha)

A man is not dateable if...he judges me for wanting to talk to/pet every cat and dog that crosses our path.

 

[Descyple]

A man is dateable if...he always has food he will share (I feel like I need to eat at least once per waking hour! Haha)

A man is not dateable if...he judges me for wanting to talk to/pet every cat and dog that crosses our path.

I know a woman is non-dateable when.......... she takes the food I just bought for her and feeds it to a stray dog!!!

Do you know how much money that McDonald's hamburger cost me, Coil???

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

I know a woman is dateable when she let's me be who I am,and still loves me despite all of my glaring imperfections.

I know a woman is non-dateable when I am talking to her & Descyple rides by on his Harley,gives a little wink in her direction and tell's her to "Hop on!"...and she does.

 

[Coil]

I know a woman is non-dateable when.......... she takes the food I just bought for her and feeds it to a stray dog!!!

Do you know how much money that McDonald's hamburger cost me, Coil???

Those two points were not related! But maybe just a small piece to the puppy?! Haha.

 

[secularhermit]

A man is datable when: he likes dogs.

a man is undatable when: he trash talks things that are important to me. He dosent have to agree with everything, but he could at Least love and tolerate my quirks (my little pony, and dog nutrition)

Hmmm!

Have you seen my pictures lately, by the way? (Sneakers) http://christianchat.com/album.php?albumid=11233&attachmentid=68514

I love PONY TAILS (too).


Ha! Ha!

(Date-able your age + likes)

 

[Descyple]

I know a woman is non-dateable when I am talking to her & Descyple ride by on his Harley,gives a little wink in her direction and tell's her to "Hop on!"...and she does.

Hey, I only did that once to you iTORE, and that was because the woman you were with was my sister and she owed me $50, which I desperately needed to get my hair done and a manicure for a date I had set up with Coil at McDonald's later that day!!!

 

[secularhermit]

I know a woman is dateable when she let's me be who I am,and still loves me despite all of my glaring imperfections.

I know a woman is non-dateable when I am talking to her & Descyple rides by on his Harley,gives a little wink in her direction and tell's her to "Hop on!"...and she does.

Ha! ha! Ha!

That´s why I´d hate motor riders.

Ja! Ja!

 

[Fenner]

A man is date able when they spit there chew out before they kiss you. And he watches you from the inside of his car to make sure you don't get mugged when he drops you off, and if you do.get mugged, he'll call 911 before he leaves.

 

[Descyple]

A man is date able when they spit there chew out before they kiss you. And he watches you from the inside of his car to make sure you don't get mugged when he drops you off, and if you do.get mugged, he'll call 911 before he leaves.

You've been watching too many romance movies, Fenner - lol.

 

[secularhermit]

UMMM Question does it make one undateable when they have forgotten what a date is?

Or when someone talks about a date and this is what comes to mind?

Wow! What a teaching!

Do you know that THESE takes more that 30 years to be eaten...

So now I know why Saxons call them that way: DATES.


SMART woman here! (DATE-able or not, is out of my business)

 

[secularhermit]

Undateable - Doesn't like to read
Undateable - Feels the need to fill every silence
Undateable - Hates animals

Dateable - Is taller than I am (lol)
Dateable - Knows who F. Scott Fitzgerald is
Dateable - Loves music (listening to or making)

Those points seemed to be your concerns SOLELY (Aren´t they?)

I wouldn´t like to lie to say I´d consider dateable those pertaining to those days of J. F. Kennedy, but I like the music Avril Lavigne sings or the music TFK plays (Canadians).

I just know there is a big GAP AGE, and this SILENCE has to be FILLED with words no one explained...

I´m too short to see BIG things.

Ha! Ha!

 

[Grace-Like-Rain]

I know a woman is dateable when..................... she likes my idea for a thread!!!

Hey Grace-Like-Rain, how you doin???

Loves puritans - dateable.
Doesn't consider American puritans to be real puritans - nondateable

Is a Calvinist - dateable
Makes all the members of his Calvin Crusaders Theologian Team wear Canadian Flag outfits - nondateable

Has a great sense of humor - dateable
*thinking* hmmmm...





Sooooooo... what's your number mon cher?

 

[Descyple]

Loves puritans - dateable.
Doesn't consider American puritans to be real puritans - nondateable

Is a Calvinist - dateable
Makes all the members of his Calvin Crusaders Theologian Team wear Canadian Flag outfits - nondateable

Has a great sense of humor - dateable
*thinking* hmmmm...





Sooooooo... what's your number mon cher?

Hot-Diggidy-Dog!!! I'm about to get a date with an American-Puritan Lover who is anti-Canadian flag. I'm not sure how I'll reconcile those two facts about you Grace, but if you ever come to Canada to pick me up for a date, don't get caught singing your national anthem here and make sure your wearing a t-shirt that says "England's Puritans Do It (Theology) Better"

And here is my phone number: 1-800-Am-I-Being-Punked? (I'm waiting for Ashton Kutcher to jump out of my closet right now). I hope he cleaned up my closet while he was in there!!!

 

[Grace-Like-Rain]

make sure your wearing a t-shirt that says "England's Puritans Do It (Theology) Better"

 

[Fenner]

A man is date able when they spit there chew out before they kiss you. And he watches you from the inside of his car to make sure you don't get mugged when he drops you off, and if you do.get mugged, he'll call 911 before he leaves.

I have to help my single Christian sister's find a charming man like my Husband.

 

[wisebeardman]

and if you do.get mugged, he'll call 911 before he leaves.

what kind of guy just calls 911?
be a man, shoot the mugger with a 45

 

[Descyple]

I know a woman is dateable when...................... I go to her house and I see the photo I gave her of myself is sitting on top of her fireplace mantle piece.

I know a woman is non-dateable when.................... I see the photo I gave her of myself "inside" the fireplace engulfed in flames and she is at that moment pouring gasoline on it to keep the fire burning!!!

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

Loves puritans - dateable.
Doesn't consider American puritans to be real puritans - nondateable

Is a Calvinist - dateable
Makes all the members of his Calvin Crusaders Theologian Team wear Canadian Flag outfits - nondateable

Has a great sense of humor - dateable
*thinking* hmmmm...





Sooooooo... what's your number mon cher?

Wait a minute here! So Descyple get's to take Coil to McDonalds AND gets Grace's digits???

 

[Descyple]

Wait a minute here! So Descyple get's to take Coil to McDonalds AND gets Grace's digits???

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Hey iTORE, when you've got an abundance of irresistible charm like me, you can't necessarily control who (or how many) people will be affected by it (kind of like a hurricane with no pre-determinable path).

But I didn't actually get Grace's number, she got mine. And I'm still waiting for my phone to ring!!!